Religious fanatics

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no, I'm not refering to people blowing themselves up for their gods but a different type of fanaticism. This is almost as bad as the great D&D bash. So have a good laugh at this insantity.

http://logosresourcepages.org/r-histry.htm

 

OH HELP!

What was that about jumping frogs in water and BOILING them Poor froggy

Are these people christian? If they are taking the pee then i'll kill them

 

Hm, is this what they call 'mental blindness'?

Reminds me of some guys who woke up one day and concluded that the Internet was evil, because the devil was known to do be surfing now and then.

I just knew that the Bee Gees were evil, btw

[EDIT:

This may be a stupid question, but what's with the '(TM)'? Are they trademarking false religions? ("Woe on thee, evil sect leader, for having infringed on my patent...")
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[ September 18, 2002, 14:58: Message edited by: faded ]

 

It was that Satanic cult of a 70's heavy metal band, the Bee Gees that sucked me in. That was a gateway drug, leading to use of heavier and even more homosexual heavy metal bands, like the Village People and Elton John.

I was ultiamtely ruined when I started listening to Cindi Lauper.

Thank you for posting this, so that young people of today know that all music is a tool of Satan. I decree that we should lock ourselves in a small room with a Bible.

I see they mentioned Alice Cooper here, twice. He must have really pissed them off.

 

the funniest people are those that're being serious.

jethro tull was a metaller? "praise be to sataaan, oo-ahr!"

 

Now that was some truly truly weird stuff.(Not using the harder word, because it is not allowed)Some people are TOO weird and have TOO much time in their little hands.

 

A little truth is a dangerous thing.

I think I can agree with them that modern music is, in general, crap. Most of it seems to dwell so heavily on its bass line and shouted lyrics that it would barely be recognizable as music to, say, a Renaissance man. And a lot of modern lyrics are, in fact, glorifying sex, violence, drugs, etc.

Getting hysterical about it and going so far as to claim it's all from Satan -- well, that doesn't help your cause. Everyone knows that the only one from Satan is Extremist.

Theologically: Satan cannot create. He can only corrupt. If they think that modern music is teh sux, then they need to purify it, not get rid of it.

 

Originally posted by the god:

The first year that heavy metal was a separate category at the Grammy Awards, Jethro Tull won for best heavy metal album.

 

I emailed this guy and told him his page was the funniest thing I have ever read. I thanked him for the laughs, and asked if he would be posting anything else along those lines.
I got no response. Don't you think that's rather rude?

 

This one is a little more broad based, but a very OUTSTANDING read, anyways.

Spawn of Satan!

Be sure to take note, Fellow Wor-Shipers, of number 14.

{edit: Huzzah!}

[ September 20, 2002, 00:00: Message edited by: ejsmith ]

 

I got 10 out of 20!
Do I get bonus points because two of my tattoos are fantasy related?

[ September 21, 2002, 07:32: Message edited by: Nutrimat ]

 

I got seven out of twenty, I'm aiming for higher

 

16 out of 20. I am evil incarnate...
There's another place called 'Dial-A-Truth Ministries' (no URL, sorry) which is the ultimate in opinionated, unfounded bullsh*t. I regularly go on there for a good laugh.

 

Here, at this ripe old age of 24, I got 12 out of 20. Had I gone through this list 7 years ago...I'd be more like 17 for 20. I was never cruel to people or animals, never lacked empathy, and never rocked or moaned with glazed eyes (that I can remember, at least).

I'm so glad my mom never saw a list like this when I lived at home.

 

Fifteen out of twenty, and I dare say that in the future the score might be even higher.... no, wait, it's a 16! My alternate chat nick Korppiperkele means "Raven Devil"... it's a satanic nickname

Ara
(Insanity in it most confused form)

 

Hmm I'd get at least 13/20 - but I am no longer a teenager so I'm OK (satansatansatan - yip yip!)


I'm a freethinker - an obsession with satanism specifically is no better or worse than an obsession with the oppressive disgusting evil cults of Xtianity, Islam or any other tunnel-vision alienating segregating anti-global religion.

 

Hey, my interest in p-n-p D&D started at age 20. Am I still eligible for 'drifting towards satanism' ???



-thanos

 

My dear friends, I fear I must share this horrible evil with you so that you understand the horror of HARRY POTTER!http://www.lasttrumpetministries.org/tracts/tract7.html

[ September 24, 2002, 11:34: Message edited by: Aikanaro ]

 

hah, you should see those christians-against-pokemons articles.