Santa Claus...Nice old man, or holiday Stalker?

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Santa Claus - Chris Cringle - St. Nicholas - Para Noel

Are these the many names for an innocent old man who brings presents to children around the world...or are they the names of a serial holiday stalker - spying on your children?

My evidence is as follows:

The song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" holds all the key evidence:
"You better watch out" - That's a direct threat if I've ever seen one.
"You better not cry" - Another threat
"I'm telling you why" - Explanation of the threats
"He's making a list, and checking it twice" - Has all his victims listed
"Gonna’ find out who's naughty and nice" - Truly a sick individual
"He sees you when you're sleeping" - Either through video surveillance or from his own eyes. Surveillance cameras have been found hidden in victims homes...we know they belong to him because they have tinsil wrapped around them - which seems to be his calling card.
"He knows when you're awake" - Victims have claims of being followed by a older, fat man with a big white beard.
"He knows if you've been bad or good" - A journal of the suspect was found containing detailed reports on his victims...this guy seems to enjoy commenting on everything the victim does throughout each day.
"Santa Claus is coming to town" - Another threat, though is is encrypted, my sources tell me that his use of the word "town" actually means the victims home.

So there you have it. The evidence is still coming in, but at this point, that's all I can reveal to the public.

There have been no arrests so far; so all I can suggest is that everyone keeps their doors and windows locked and covered, buy a bug detector to check for any installed surveillance devices, and if you have a chimney, seal it off somehow!

[ December 19, 2004, 04:07: Message edited by: Kitrax ]

 

Cool... But still, I'm a skeptic. Could you post more evidence, please? Perhaps based on his psychotic obsession with bells?

 

HEY! I've thought of the exact same thing...

 

Santa is a real perv.

 

Lock up your children.

 

Hhmmmm...No wonder the letters in Santa also spell Satan.

 

LMAO! Mercy, thats some funny stuff.

 

@Kitrax
You know you got a point. He lives in a remote location. The North Pole. Why? I wonder, could it be because there are no clear extradition agreements in place there, and that it's hard specifying who has the right to make the apprehension.

 

Well, he does have a hoard of midget like people who do his every bidding while wearing pointed shoes...

 

The Christkind ("Christ Child" Here is a picture of the Christkind at the Christkindlesmarkt in Nürnberg) brings the presents to us on christmas.

But I have to say, that on 6th December, Sankt Nikolaus comes, and he is accompanied by either the Krampus or Knecht Ruprecht.

Here is a page about the different helpers of Sankt Nikolaus

 

Errr...you know that this thread was intended as a joke about Santa Claus right?

[ December 19, 2004, 04:08: Message edited by: Kitrax ]

 

No fear! I do know that it was a joke.


A good one too.


But don't you see that his disguises here are equally as threatening? But here he does not do the threatening himself, but has a henchman accompany him, who stands as a reminder, that he knows! He knows!

[ December 20, 2004, 11:53: Message edited by: Jazhara7 ]