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Serious Virus Warning

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Never Is A Promise, Aug 25, 2002.

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  1. Never Is A Promise Gems: 5/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] I just got this warning - be careful everyone.

    **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**

    If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
    immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is
    pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on
    your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
    disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
    the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
    your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
    your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch
    any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
    phone auto dial to call only 0055 numbers. This virus
    will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink
    ALL your beer.

    FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, ARE YOU LISTENING?!!!!

    It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you
    are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
    with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while
    dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
    and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
    It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
    things in a way that is only fun until someone loses
    an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing
    all your active verbs to passive tense and
    incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
    change the interpretations of key sentences. If the
    "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
    environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and
    leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to
    a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden
    tags from your mattresses and pillows,it will also
    refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
    seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will
    spasm, shoot straight out in front of you,sending
    sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you.

    Just So You Know
     
    Never Is A Promise, Aug 25, 2002
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  2. Fallen Paladin

    Fallen Paladin The One and the Same Veteran

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    Oh my god !!!! :eek: :eek:
     
    Fallen Paladin, Aug 25, 2002
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  3. Jesper898 Gems: 21/31
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    LOL :p im glad that isnt true :D .........or is it?
    *insert x-files theme here*
     
    Jesper898, Aug 25, 2002
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  4. ejsmith Gems: 25/31
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    "It will drink ALL your beer."

    Holy Mary, Mother of God!!!!!!

    /me straps on his pistols.


    "It will not only remove the forbidden
    tags from your mattresses and pillows"

    Well, now hang on. Don't those say "Not to be removed EXCEPT by customer?

    /me is confused; de-cocks pistols and sits down...


    "it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk."

    Whoa!!!!!!
    People in *this* house will go Ape****!!

    /me re-cocks hammers.

    Time to go huntin'!
     
    ejsmith, Aug 25, 2002
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  5. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] Great, chain letters on the boards. Not.
     
    Taluntain, Aug 25, 2002
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