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Steven Wright

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Splunge, Nov 19, 2003.

  1. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    [​IMG] Just came across this page, and almost killed myself laughing (people in the office are starting to wonder about me even more than usual). I'd forgotten how good this guy was (and is).

    If you're a fan of Steven Wright's style of comedy, this is good for a chuckle or two. :D
     
    Splunge, Nov 19, 2003
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  2. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    PMSL!

    Quality link mate! Great find! :D

    Never heard of this guy though? Is he a Canadian stand up comedian? I'll have to look for more by him! He's piss funny! :lol:
     
    Barmy Army, Nov 19, 2003
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  3. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot Armed with My Mallet O' Thinking Veteran

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    Steven Wright is a great comic. I saw him live once, about 10 years ago.
     
    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot, Nov 19, 2003
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  4. reepnorp

    reepnorp Lim'n Lime Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    These are great! I love the one about the quicksand box.
     
    reepnorp, Nov 19, 2003
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  5. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Lol yeah, alot are brilliant, but my favourite is:

    "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

    Hehe :)
     
    Barmy Army, Nov 19, 2003
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  6. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Two of my favorites of his, from memory.

    "Everything in my apartment was stolen and replaced with an exact replica."

    "The other day I tried to kill myself by jumping off a building. Except I screwed it up. Just as I was about to jump off the edge I tripped on a rock and ended up doing a triple arial backflip and landed standing straight up on my feet. Nobody saw this except two kittens sitting in the alleyway. Then one of them turns to the other one as says "See, that's how ya do that."

    The king of deadpan, period.
     
    Death Rabbit, Nov 19, 2003
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  7. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    My fav is "I went to the hardware store and ... bought some batteries, but they weren't included." :lol:

    King of deadpan, and king of "re-interpretations".
     
    Splunge, Nov 19, 2003
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  8. Mesmero

    Mesmero How'd an old elf get the blues?

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    Thanks Splunge, you just made my day. :thumb: I didn't understand all of them completely, but most were pretty funny.
     
    Mesmero, Nov 20, 2003
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  9. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    "I Have a Pony" Still have the LP :p
     
    Sorvo, Nov 21, 2003
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    That was funny! Never heard of the guy but he's good...
     
    Baldrak, Nov 21, 2003
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