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Suicide Bomber Barbie

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Colthrun, Nov 5, 2004.

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  1. Colthrun

    Colthrun Walk first in the forest and last in the bog Veteran

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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] Suicide Bomber Barbie

    And that person is a Marketing Director... Now I undederstand why my own company is doing the way it's doing now...

    NOTE: This is a parody, of course, but I wouldn't be surprised if Bennetton or somesuch would use something similar to get more sales.
     
    Colthrun, Nov 5, 2004
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    The first words that popped into my mouth looking at the topic were..."WTF".

    The next first words after reading the article, are still..."WTF!".

    It's funny, in a twisted sort of way, but I would definitely NOT like to see that being sold to young girls...

    Again, I repeat...WTF! :eek:
     
    Faraaz, Nov 5, 2004
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    Umm, Faraaz you do realize that it is just a joke, right? The website is called The Spoof and it says right at the bottom that the story is not real.
     
    JSBB, Nov 5, 2004
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  4. Arabwel

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    Damn, I would have gotten one :p

    *snicker*
     
    Arabwel, Nov 5, 2004
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    Oooooh, does she come with live explosives? :grin:
     
    SaberFire, Nov 5, 2004
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    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Ahhh! I see skin on her torso! Immodesty alert! :shake: :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Nov 5, 2004
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    You think that's good? Just wait until the new-and-improved Chechenyan "Black Widow" model comes out.
    Have your Nord-Ost right at home: stylish veil, Semtex-decorated vest, the traditional baggy trousers... But this Caucasian beauty also offers bigger payload, two more magazines for the ever-loved AKM and will spray more ersatz blood around than a whole season of MTV Celebrity Deathmatch! Let me just tell you, it's gonna be a blast when she hits the stores...
     
    The Shaman, Nov 5, 2004
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    LOL It was only a matter of time until they came up with a girlfriend for Jihad Joe :D
     
    Pac man, Nov 6, 2004
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    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    They should make a Ninja Barbie, that's all I am saying...
     
    Arabwel, Nov 6, 2004
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    No way; that would encourage young girls to become ninjas, and no one would want that. The new Barbie must be a nice office-lady with a clean outfit, taxes paid, husband and a child coming, and a respectable career in politics. That's what the sissies and politicians want, no? :p
     
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    I never liked Ken. Always reminded me of those bozos at the beach.

    Now Barbie dating a 'Comic Book Guy' Ken would give me hope.
     
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    @JSBB: Heh...I thought you guys would pick up on the sarcasm...

    :D :D :D
     
    Faraaz, Nov 6, 2004
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    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    To be convincing she'd have to be in Arabic dress ;) You know, the long tunic thingy with eye holes
     
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    Its called a burqa.
     
    Faraaz, Nov 6, 2004
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    I'd call it oven -think the sun, think the black fabric.

    Same as selling grilled Barbies.
     
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    Barbies don't gril that well; they're easier to roast.
     
    Arabwel, Nov 6, 2004
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    @SaberFire
    You do realize that if she actually came with live explosives, the sales value would rapidly decrease.
    Thought I think it would set a fine example to today's young girls, practically and morally.

    @Faraaz
    WTF. WTF indeed. :D
     
    Zurga, Nov 7, 2004
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    :lol: :lol:

    I think it doesn't matter what clothing she wears when she's going to blow up anyway. :D And if you roasts then she can't get to the target now can she?
     
    Rolsuk Fryulee, Nov 7, 2004
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    MMust... resist... urge... to... make... jokes...

    Can't help it, really....

    But rreally, a blow-up barbie? what next? A blow-up banana?

    :banana:
     
    Arabwel, Nov 7, 2004
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    Crack up! That's nearly as funny as the very popular Harry Potter vibrating magic wand. What on earth were they thinking. :D
     
    Tassadar, Nov 7, 2004
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