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Sweet Valentine...

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Cúchulainn, Feb 10, 2005.

  1. Cúchulainn Gems: 28/31
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    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.


    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.


    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
    the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
    and so is your head.


    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.


    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not.


    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.


    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.


    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?


    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "Go To Hell".


    What inspired this amorous rube?
    Two parts scotch, one part ice cube.
     
    Cúchulainn, Feb 10, 2005
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    The Magpie Balance, in all things Veteran

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    One for all the embittered singletons out there! Good call Cesard, reminds me of this 'girl' one of my housemates pulled once ... :eek:

    I was in the room below and didn't get a wink of sleep... It was just terrifying & one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. In fairness, I got off light compared to him :shake:

    Needless to say, being kind, supportive types we don't let him forget it! :evil:
     
    The Magpie, Feb 10, 2005
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    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Hehe... this reminds me of things I've heard. Except no one has ever questionned my smell. ;)
     
    chevalier, Feb 10, 2005
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    and

    :sick: don't make a pretty picture :eek:

    but it's pretty funny. I'd change "brother" to sister and "wife" to girlfriend and it could probably apply to me ;)
     
    Enagonios, Feb 11, 2005
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    I'd change 'brother' to 'mother' or possibly 'father' because they've probably got more money :D
     
    Abomination, Feb 11, 2005
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    lmao, I can think of a few girls to send to this next week :D :rolling:
     
    Son of Bhaal, Feb 11, 2005
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    Shrikant Swords! Not words! Veteran

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    LAMO!! :lol: Thats just great Cesard :spin:
     
    Shrikant, Feb 11, 2005
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    It is glorious,magnificent,hilarious... :lol: :thumb:
     
    Argohir, Feb 12, 2005
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    Sweeeeeet, Cesard! Have a :beer: ! ! !
     
    Kelvon Shadowmane, Feb 13, 2005
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  10. Cúchulainn Gems: 28/31
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    cheers. Glad y'all liked 'em.
     
    Cúchulainn, Feb 15, 2005
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