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Have a good time chatting and share your breath-taking experience when you're finished.

 

Well, that was weird. Whenever I said anything, Dubya's responses were indirect and empty but, at the same time, typical of the types of responses we'ver been hearing from him lately. Better than the real thing, though - at least you can turn this one off

 

I got some really weird answers, this doesn't make any sense at all.

Or is that the way it's supposed to be ?

 

Maybe it's like the Oracle in ancient greek history?

 

Dubya: Pytia of the present times

 

Ok, here is a little excerpt from my comversation with good ol' George:

Kit: "If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?"

Dubya: "I wonder whether woodchucks ever think of chucking it all."

Kit: "Hmmm…good point."

Dubya: "It shouldn't be necessary to turn the air blue to communicate a point."

*A little later*

Kit: "So, do you even know if Sadam is dead?"

Dubya: "I want justice. There's an old poster out west, as I recall, that said, 'Wanted: Dead or Alive.'"

Kit: "That was gay. What did that have to do with anything?"

Dubya: "I'm heading into the Oval Office."

Kit: "What are you going to do in the Oval Office?

Dubya: "I'm a patient man. But I haven't changed my opinion since the last time [King Abdullah of Jordan] was in the Oval Office. And one of the things we will do is consult with our friends. But he just needs to know how I feel. He knows how I feel, I had the opportunity and the honor of explaining that to him before and he'll find out I haven't changed my mind."

Kit: "So you're saying you are gay?"

Dubya: "I am not gay, please don't insultify me like that."

Kit: "Are you sure you're not gay? That was pretty convincing...

Dubya: "I know I am not gay, but I'm not so sure about you."

Kit: "You're calling me gay?!?!? Well, you just lost my vote!"

Dubya: "I agree. I just lost your vote!"

 

Dubya: When an elected official has vast amounts of cash, it's a bad sign.

Chevvy: So you don't have vast amounts of cash yourself?

Dubya: Don't flash large amounts of cash around in public.

Chevvy: And in private?

Dubya: Wait, wait, is this 50 questions?

Hehe, small business - he was one in past

Another one: Dubya: I recognize that this is often discussed. I'm not sure but I believe that I am afraid of sex.

 

It reminds me of a computer I talked to on Aol Instand Messenger named Smarterchild that was incredibly stupid and just killed converstations, although this one was better. But still...

 

Eze:How's it goin'?

Dubya:How's it going friend?

Eze:Idiot. Can't you reply to the damned question?

Dubya:I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

Eze:Ok. Something easier then. Do you like slash?

Dubya:You have a look your heart can't disguise. If you tell something to me, then I'll tell something to you.

Eze:I hate you.

Dubya:I have been - I had spent a lot of time worrying about all eight, particularly the two young ladies. I was worried that - about the reports that perhaps the enemy would put them in a house and then, for whatever reason, would encourage that house to get bombed.

Eze:Man, you're totally hit on the head.

Dubya:I appreciate Congressman Greg Walden being here, as well. I don't know if -All I can see is a hand and an shining head. But Walden is a good man; he's doing a fabulous job as a congressman.

Eze:*hits herself*

Dubya:Okay, fine. I have never been too good in English.

Eze:Um. YAY.

Dubya:Most buyers want to hear about quality, delivery, and cost, rather than being wined and dined.

Eze:I give up.

Dubya:No, can you?

Eze:*clicks*

END OF INCREDIBLY WEIRD CONVERSATION.