Taluntain's D&D character sheet

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I made this character sheet about Taluntain based on others' posts about him, how I perceive him through his posts and stuff and there's a *pinch* of imagination. (NOTE: This is Tal when he's very angry )


Name: Taluntain

Gender: Male

Race: Elf(because of his name and portrait)

Class: Level 20 Administrator

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Abilities:
Str: 20
Dex: 18
Con: 20
Int: 18
Wis: 18
Cha: 22

Skills:
Ban (Str; Admin only): 55
Close thread (Str; Admin only): 85
Edit any post (Cha; Admin anly): 57
Warn (Cha; Admin only): 67
Intimidate (Cha): 57
Spot (Int): 56
Diplomacy (Cha; handle a situation without violence): 27
Post topic/reply (Cha): 57

Feats:
Alpha and Omega(Only Administrators may take this feat. Tal may use the special ability)
Iron Will(+2 Will saves)
Lightning Reflexes(+2 Reflex saves)
Great Fortitude(+2 Fortitude saves)
Improved Evasion(If reflex save succeeds Tal may not even answer the question)
Power Ban(Make a Will save or ban anyone who irritates him)
Close Thread(+20 Close Thread skill)
Greater Close Thread(Make a Will save or close any thread that irritates him)
Alertness(+4 spot)

Saving Throws:
Fortitude(If tal can bear a stupid post/topic/member and avoid a heart attack caused by them): +47
Reflex(How easilly can Tal avoid a
question he does not want to answer or dodge a brick dropped by someone): +42
Will(Will Tal resist the temptation of banning someone?): +56

Special abilities:
Alpha and Omega(+10 to all rolls, 1/day)
Resist Temptation(+20 will 1/day)
Calm Down(When "Resist Temptation" is used Tal may use this special ability 1/day to gain +10 Warn, +5 Diplomacy, -20 Ban/Close thread/Intimidate)
Completely Calm Down(Tal may use this special ability after using first "Calm Down". Ban/Close thread/Intimidate cannot be used, +30 Warn, +20 Diplomacy, +10 Post topic/reply. Lasts 10 minutes/level or until dispelled by an idiot)
Place Plaque(Tal may place one plaque(Idiot of the Week, Grammatic Morron of the Week) 1/week)

Base Attack Bonus: +60/+55/+50/+45/+40
Number of attacks: 5
Critical threat range: 18-20
Potential damage: Simple warning -- For-ever-lasting banishment
20% chance to place the plaque IotW on target
25% chance to make the target be ignored by everyone


That's all for now. I'm still working on the equipment.(NOTE AGAIN: This is Tal when he's very angry )
What do you think of it? You can alter anything you wish to create a new version of Tal's char. sheet.

Please Tal, don't get angry.

 

Based on this sheet, if this really ticked TAL off, you'd never know it. You'd simply be blasted into itty bitty pieces.

I thought it was good!

 

Yeah, it's really cool
After your sheet, Tal seems to have enough potential to blast down the whole board (what he actually can )

 

I would find this a lot funnier if I knew 3rd edition rules. But that's my problme I guess. I'd like to see what the man has to say about it.

 

You mean you liked it? Good. I feel more comfortable now.

 

I thought Tal was a level 40 Sorcerer.

 

He also has the following innates:

Bounce
Voice
Devoice
Op
Deop (etc etc)
Give Avatar

and skills:

romantic writing (50)
telling jokes (-5)

 

Kind of high strength on a sorcerer dont you say?


Thats Good work, I like your idea. Maybe you can work on Spells?? (Just an Thought)

 

I never thought of this. Good idea but I have to change the class: Level 20 Administrator/Level 20 Sorcerer(hmmm... now he's an epic character therefore the rules change).

Equipment:
Mouse of Banishment
Keyboard of Warning
Threadclosing Wand(BTA mentioned it in another older topic)

 

Love it!

Seems Tal didn't have a reason to get mad. And why should he?

Mouse of Banishment is his familiar?

 

And his hit points could be total to the number of members on this board ... + 10

 

Chev ... what sort of PM's does Tal send you???

I don't know if I'm shocked or jealous

 

@Mathetais: No way It's just about his thread closing notes and posts in goodbye topics

@SoCo: It's only his stats from SP perspective. RL he would need trollish blood to have 20 CON

 

Lol good job Alex

 

Here's some spells:

Bigby's Waving Hand
Bigby's Butt-kicking Foot
Taluntain's Banishment

 

Taluntain's Bloody Rage
Dominate Mystra
Spawn Rules
Detect Spammer
Hold Spammer
Clone Dismissal
Know IP

 

And what about his armour?

Full Firewall Plate +5

 

Wail of Talunatain(I don't know why he would wail, anyway)
Bigby's Scratching Hand
Bigby's Hand(it can do everything a hand can do)