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The English have gone Ape Wild!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Kitrax, Aug 27, 2005.

  1. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Ah, those crazy English. At a Zoo in London, one animal exibit now features homo sapiens that are allowed to act like apes, but also get to go home at the end of a long, "hard" day.

    See them at the Human Zoo. :rolling:
     
  2. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Well, they're about half-way toward their goal already. They've managed to prove that people can be just as stupid as animals. :rolleyes: Do these people really expect to be taken seriously?
     
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    My god...

    I should have known the English would do this, it appears the Scots really are the smarter part of the country...
     
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    Yay, funny!

    Monkey see, monkey do, and such.
    C'mon, it's funny... Can't you see it? Funny! :p
    Seriously though, what's wrong with it? It's perfectly harmless after all.
    :borg:
     
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    Apparently, zoo donations weren't paying the bills, so throw some T&A out there.

    I think it's not funny, merely stupid. Meh.
     
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    @Dalveen
    Well, duh!?! C'mon - my ancestry is about 62.5% English, then a mix of Irish and Channel Islander, and *I* would say the Scots are the smartest on the isles! :D

    But I think this may tick off creationists...

    hmmmmm....

    EDIT: and the signage is faulty - homo sapiens sapiens's pre-civilisation "natual environment" wouldn't have been underwear/bathing suits. I know there's 'indecent exposure' laws to worry about, but STILL...
     
  7. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    :jawdrop: :nuts: :eek:

    This can't be True... just, no.
     
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    why not? :/ different links perhaps but the same screwy behavior is present :rolleyes:
     
  9. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    I think people would pay more if they were all nude...as a primate would be in the wild. Just enclose the "enclosure" so kids won't get de-senitized at an early age. :rolling:
     
  10. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    That's a good idea for the terrorists
    'Look kids, in that cage is a real live terrorist!'
    But some idiot would probably say it was against their Human Rights :rolleyes:
     
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    ...or Right-Wing jingoistic superpatriots? :rolleyes:


    Seriously, let's leave the politics to the other forum; I wanna know how I can get a job there - sitting around frollicking and grooming sounds MUCH nicer than customer service, even for FREE! :D
     
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    I can almost feel the no-nonsense atmosphere forming despite the fact that it's a obvious joke. Not a very interesting one if you aren't there and then, but still...
     
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    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Heh, this reminds me of Big Brother...
     
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    I think that it is funny. And a good way to educate people.
     
  16. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Heh...world news must travel slow...I finally heard the story last night on the "World in 80 seconds" segment of the nightly news.

    No wonder people go on the internet for the news more often that watching it on TV. :rolleyes: :rolling:
     
  17. NOG (No Other Gods)

    NOG (No Other Gods) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

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    The world news didn't cover it because they don't take it seriously. The only thing it teaches people is how stupid other people can be.
    P.S. Does anyone else have a problem with them saying it shows humans are really just like other animals when they are making the humans act unnaturally in an unnatural environment? Just a thought.
     
  18. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Here's for the Monkey Island fans:

    oooh... there's... a...
    human in my pocket and he's stealing all my change.
    His stare is blank and glassy. I suspect that he's deranged!

    No wonder Captain LeChimp was Fossy's superior...
     
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    @NOG - What is the natural habitat for humans?
     
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    @kuemper

    A cave with fire I think. Or maybe a flat with television.
     
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