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the geography of a woman

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by vonGriffin, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. vonGriffin Gems: 3/31
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    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
    discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
    fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
    developed and open to trade especially for someone
    with cash.

    Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
    and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
    but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
    - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
    now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and
    borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps
    people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
    glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
    where it is, but no one wants to go there.

    [ August 19, 2002, 20:03: Message edited by: vonGriffin ]
     
    vonGriffin, Aug 19, 2002
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    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


    Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
     
    vonGriffin, Aug 19, 2002
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    Uh vongriffin i don't think you're allowed to post twice in a row. Damn funny though :lol:
     
    Z-Layrex, Aug 19, 2002
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    Didn't Tal eliminate double posting?
     
    Abyssal Knight, Aug 19, 2002
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    I thought so too, ah well i'm sure a mod will see it soon.
     
    Z-Layrex, Aug 19, 2002
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    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Thats the funniest thing I'v seen all week!!! Thats also the best use of a double post I've seen! :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Aug 19, 2002
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    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    I'm not really sure how he managed to pull that off... But it's there now, so it's too late. It should only allow double posting if the previous post was over 1000 words... or was that characters... Hmm... I'll need to raise the limit, it's obviously characters. This was only meant to be possible for RC and CS.

    [ August 19, 2002, 23:16: Message edited by: Taluntain ]
     
    Taluntain, Aug 19, 2002
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    Earl Grey Mmm... hot tea! Veteran

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    [​IMG] Quite funny! I haven't seen the male reference before. :)

    Both female and male references are unfortunately incomplete, which is strange. What about females younger than 18 and males younger than 15 or older than 70? Those need to be added to make it complete.
     
    Earl Grey, Aug 20, 2002
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    [​IMG] What the hell are you on about!
     
    Lady Loulex, Aug 20, 2002
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    *grumble* SOME people here are under 18/15...

    Funny as hell though.
     
    SC, Aug 20, 2002
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    I have to agree with SG. GIVE US AN UNDER 15 JOKE NOW!!! :mad: ;) :p

    [ August 20, 2002, 16:03: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]
     
    Z-Layrex, Aug 20, 2002
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    Women under 18 are like Canada.

    Lots of undeveloped country, slowly developing, and protected by a BIG BROTHER (the USA) well equiped to kick the collective butts of anyone who would dare intrude!

    :good:
     
    Mathetais, Aug 20, 2002
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    Hahaha :lol: :evil:
     
    Z-Layrex, Aug 20, 2002
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