The Many Uses of Chocolate(now for adults only)

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So, aside from eating a chocolate candy bar, what else can you do with chocolate?

[ January 27, 2003, 15:24: Message edited by: Elios ]

 

Errr is this supposed to be another sexual innuendo topic?

If NOT then well you can melt chocolate bar and put it on top of boring ol' plain cakes and biscuits to make chocolate cakes and biscuits.

And if it IS then well you could ................ **** ..........*................ *..* .......*......*...... i'll leave it up to your imagination.

 

Don´t tease like that! I can´t eat *chocolade.* We all know what it causes when eaten in great amounts... Dots. Lots and lots of red dots. *Sigh* When does this end?

[ January 26, 2003, 19:58: Message edited by: Virne ]

 

Drink it. Mmmmmmm hot chocolate and chocolate milk.

Can't eat it? Then give it away! Chocolate makes good gifts during Christmas, Easter or Valentines Day! Or to children at anytime of year.

[ January 26, 2003, 20:21: Message edited by: Blog ]

 

Eat and drink. Do you people have other uses for it?

Eze shudders and hides under a pillow

 

Do you REALLY want to know what I know about the many uses of chocolate?

Besides eating, chocolate is good for causing a terrible mess when left in places where it can melt unnoticed.

(chocolate... needs chocolate, but I ate one box already and I have no money until Monday... a week away...)

 

Good with coffee and in cakes. Chocoloate or strong, dark cocoa.

 

Something with moulds and sculpures come to mind.

 

Not that I have any first hand Knowledge, but I believes the Females, at least the ones that you are close with (towards the Males)likes the whipped cream and Choclate Syrup, nuts and cherries optional.

Wait a minute... Never mind.

 

Well, of course a sword of chocolate could strike people down with impudence!

And it wouldn't be hard to forge either.

Mercenary 1: "So, where's your sword?"
Mercenary 2: "I ate it..."
Mercenary 1: "... uhhh"
Mercenary 2: "That's one tasty looking shield you have there!"

 

Hmm, indeed.

Look at it. It is a test of one's will power. Which is why i rarely ever buy chocolate. If i know i have it, i eat it, very quickly.

I won't go into some of the things i know can be achieved with chocolate as this is obviously a clean topic.

 

Ok, Kiddies. This was starting to get a little boring. So I went back and added a clause into the subject. And yes, I know, I just sent up a beacon! :-D

 

Elios, what is up with all the sexual threads lately?

Seriously. What's the deal.

 

Hmmm, well maybe I just have a craving for chocolate lately? Nevermind. My wife would kill me if I said anything more.

 

My wife isn't into that. She says, "chocolate is for eating, love is for making, and never the two shall mix."

Just to show how strongly she reacts when chocolate is mixed with *anything* once I bought her a solid chocolate lion (her favorite animal). When she opened it, she started to cry. I had to take a hammer and the lion into a back room, chop it up so that no piece resembled a lion, and then she would eat some of it.

And you all thought *I* was odd???

 

However, eating and making love DO mix.

To rebel, i'm going to stay clean for as long as possible. Thus, you can use chocolate buttons for making donald duck style sun glasses (little tiny glasses, if you've ever noticed them on the cartoons).

 

I hate to burst your bubble, but, while chocolate and love making CAN mix, it doesn't tend to be that interesting of an experience. Very sticky. Annoying, too. Most of the women I've talked to about at agree on that point. So, if you really want make a sexual topic about chocolate fly, you've got to aim it towards people who haven't done it.
And, to stay on the normal track, chocolate is really good if you melt it down and stick things in it. Pretzels, strawberries, raisins, the like. White chocolate is even better!

 

Ok, I'm going to post some of my ideas about chocolate. And for everyone who has been anxiously awaiting some smart-ass off the wall bawdy comment from me...
Chocolate is packed with polyphenols, chemical compounds renowned for their heart-helping properties. Chocolate has as much polyphenols as red wine. Polyphenols have been shown to prevent LDL cholesterol (the "bad" cholesterol) from oxidizing into a form that damages arteries. Eating chocolate also raises the "good" cholesterol by about 10 percent, which in turn lowers the risk of heart complications by 20 percent.
Dark chocolate--and the darker the better--is packed with antioxidants which are believed to fight cancer.

 

Dragon Jewel ... you're not bursting my bubble. I just said my wife wasn't into it.