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The Official 'Doh, nothing has been posted' Post

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Slappy, Jun 23, 2001.

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  1. Slappy Gems: 19/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Talking in the chatroom recently, it has become obvious that there are certain times when the forum boards get a little bit quiet. For the more addicted members this time can be very stressful. In extreme cases they have been known to wander aimless, finding any kind of post at all and spamming mercilessly. To overcome this problem and to protect defencless posts, this post has been developed.

    So, in future, when you find no new posts have been posted for you to comment on, come here and post whatever you like to relieve the cravings. Enjoy :)

    [This message has been edited by Slappy (edited June 23, 2001).]
     
    Slappy, Jun 23, 2001
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    David, I love you! :p
     
    Extremist, Jun 23, 2001
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    [​IMG] /me builds a second home, mixes a drink and waits for santaclaus to join in :D

    Slappy the linkman has done it again

    anyone need to hire SP professional time wasters? if yes, then check out #sorcerers

    I'M FOR HIRE!!! :p
     
    Lokken, Jun 23, 2001
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  4. Wingfoot Guest

    Thanks Slappy. you rock man!

    No more time to tell how, this is the season of what,
    (Eight sided whispering Hallelujah Hatrick)

    Now is the time of returning with thought Jewels Polished and gleaming.
    (Six proud walkers on the jingle bell rainbow)

    Is the time past believing the child has relinquished the rein,
    (Five men writing with fingers of gold)

    Now is the test of the boomerang Tossed in the night of redeeming.
    (Four girls waiting in the foreign dominion)

    riding in the whalebelly Fade Away in the moonlight
    sink beneath the waters to the coral sands below
     
    Wingfoot, Jun 23, 2001
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    what if this turns into something as long as "the one word story" ?
     
    Dudette, Jun 23, 2001
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    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Good question. I'll close it sooner than that, and we can start a new one then. But it's a good idea. And no, you can't post only one word here, your post has to have a meaning.

    So, since I won't bother to make another site update just for this... In case anyone wants to know, I added the Chicks in Chainmail books to Misc Books subsection and 3 or so new Tolkien ones. That is, after the update I made yesterday.
     
    Taluntain, Jun 23, 2001
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    Rally with me people!

    I have a mission that is worth 10 gold pieces! Yes 10 whole real gold pieces! A fair price by far! If you are interested read on...

    There is a ginger git in the man realm of England. Inside is a evil character by the name of Bradley and he must be purged from the existence of humanity! Here is a description of him...

    He has ginger/strawberry blonde hair
    He is annoying
    He is a manipulative prick
    He has these lips that porn stars usually have
    He thinks he's hard
    His hair style is like a female 70s centre parting think. Or just a mop head.

    If anyone is able to purge the realm of this pestilence then you shall be awarded 10 solid, beautiful gold pieces.

    Go forth my little critters! May you all be remembered as a hero of the man realm England!

    Chairsorcerer of the dark initiation,

    Sniper
     
    Sniper, Jun 23, 2001
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  8. Avooch Dar Guest

    I would like to sing a famous song now that i think is appropriate:

    Spam! Wonderful spam!
    Spam! wonderful spam!
    Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam!

    Spam! wonderful spam!
    Spam! wonderful spam!

    spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam!

    Wonderful Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Avooch Dar, Jun 23, 2001
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  9. herf Guest

    my feelings towards a girl-


    I don't know why I'm so fucking cold
    I don't know why its hurts me
    All I wanna is get with you
    and make the pain go away
    Why do I have a conscience?
    All it does is fuck with me
    Why do I have this torment?
    All I wanna do is fuck it away
    I tell my lies, and I despise
    every second I'm with you
    So I run away
    and you still stay
    So what the fuck is with you?
     
    herf, Jun 23, 2001
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  10. Avooch Dar Guest

    There is no f***ing need to f***ing swear!

    Where is that poem/song from?
     
    Avooch Dar, Jun 23, 2001
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    That's koRn, yo. Straight up Trash from Issues.

    As for my need to vent, lyrics:

    I am the Astro-
    Creep a demolition
    Style hell american
    Freak - I am the
    Crawling dead - a
    Phantom in a box
    Shadow in your
    Head say acid
    Suicide freedom
    Of the blast read
    The f***er lies -
    Scratch off the -
    Broken skin - tear
    Into my heart make
    Me do it again yeah

    Amon-Ra
     
    Amon-Ra, Jun 23, 2001
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    just a question, i have the iwd books and the dark elf trilogi... which should i read first, (i'm terrible bored...)
     
    Dudette, Jun 24, 2001
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    Read the Dark Elf trilogy first, its very good.

    He's got a brand new car
    Looks like a Jaguar
    It's got leather seats
    It's got a CD player

    (Buck Rogers by Feeder)
     
    Wildfire, Jun 24, 2001
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  14. Avooch Dar Guest

    buy a house in devon
    drink cider from a lemon!
     
    Avooch Dar, Jun 24, 2001
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    So does anyone want to gain 10 wonderful gold pieces? Come on! you've got to say its a good price for someone wanted for 10 years!
     
    Sniper, Jun 24, 2001
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    [​IMG] Oh what a wonderful topic!
    It's some kind of mental masturbating.

    Sniper do you mean this freak with the freckles?

    *pulls an ugly creature out of the backbag*
     
    BogiTheWaverer, Jun 25, 2001
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    If anything can be out of topic on this topic, the here goes: I'm finally online again..... :)
     
    Grovflab, Jun 25, 2001
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    [​IMG] Great topic . . . I hate "babysitting" the forums waiting for someone to respond to a throught-provoking topic or to reply to a witty comment.

    As a Professional SP Time Waster, I take pride in the fact that I now have a thead to hang my hat on.

    Besides, this beats sitting alone w/ Elminster in the chat room asking HIM thought provoking questions. That smart-mouth NEVER gives me a straight answer!

    "Elminster, do you think Slappy is the smartest person registered on the forum?"

    "Mathetais, let's not go there!"
     
    Mathetais, Jun 25, 2001
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    /me wanders off to have 'words' with Elminster ;)
     
    Slappy, Jun 25, 2001
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    As I know ya'll check the front page at least 3 times a day, as per doctor's orders, this post is completely unnecessary. But still, check the front page for news if you haven't yet. I upped a partial ToB walkthrough earlier today.

    [This message has been edited by Taluntain (edited June 25, 2001).]
     
    Taluntain, Jun 25, 2001
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