The Teenage Warrior Bitches (BG->TotSC->BG2:SoA->ToB)

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Heh, just like God, i got bored and wrote this little thing here. It is pretty funny. : )The sory may have some SPian cameos and I hope that no one is offended. Anyway I own only the girls, nothing else. So read and criticize. But, no flaming!

Ezellohar Shark
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One day God got bored. He sat at his Human-Making Desk. Suddenly a light bulb appeared over his head. He knew! He will make four Teenage Warrior Bitches, who will be dropped into the Sword Coast to wreak havoc there. It was brilliant. God happily started his computer and went to his fave RPG resource site Sorcerer’s Place. He downloaded a XP cap remover and the GateKeeper. He started Baldur’s Gate and went to the Character Creation. He created four girls and modified their stats with the GateKeeper. He tapped the screen and four rays shot out. They materialized into girls.

First was a brown-haired petite emerald-eyed druid with a quite curvy body.
“I am Ezellohar,” she said.

Second was a towering black-haired fighter with an aura of mysteriousness around her.
“Leana to you, Wings of Death to others.”

Third was a blonde mage with blue eyes.
“I am Anna,” she proclaimed loudly.

Fourth was a red-head cleric with golden eyes.
“Name’s Mairin.”

“So, children,” God began. “I have given you the gift of Free Will. Your mission is to take over Forgotten Realms, using your body and mind.”

Anna snickered.

God snapped his fingers and four potions appeared.

“The first potion is the Potion of the Fiery Temptress.”

God flung the red potion at Mairin, who catched it gracefully and smirked.

“Second is the Potion of the Breasty One.” Others laughed as Anna catched the pink potion.

“Third is the Potion of the Dark Babe.” Leana rolled her eyes as God handed her the black potion.

“And Fourth and the Strongest Potion is that of a Forest Queen.”

Ezellohar grinned happily, as she recieved the green potion.

“And now, I shall send you to Candlekeep, where your conquest begins.” God produced a purple transformation pen from his pocket and yelled,”Pluto Planet Power!”

In a flash of purple light God was wearing dark green robes and carrying the Time Staff. He spinned around and a portal appeared.

“Hey, but that’s an Baldurs Gate 2 spell!” Mairin said.

God frowned. “Well yes, but Taluntain loaned the BG portal animation and sadly he has shut down his cell phone and is on a vacation with Saruman.”

“HUH??” Anna asked.

“Idiot,” Ezellohar said.

“Children, you must go. And do not forget, open the potions only when you are in ultimate danger.”

“But, God, why didn’t you use the mail service?” Mairin asked.

“Stupid Aragorn surfed on porn sites and they put a geas on me, so i can only surf on Sorcerer’s Place. It will wear out in next two months, I hope.”

“Bye,” They all said and the girls stepped into the portal.
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Homework! Find the Sailor Moon reference. : )

 

Heh heh, must admit, it made me chuckle.

 

Well, well, well... GOOD more?

Edit: Ah, yes, the Sailor moon ref... "Pluto Planet Power"

Ara
(Hoop a doop kabloom)

[ August 14, 2002, 13:47: Message edited by: Arabwel ]

 

This thing definitely had me laughing. Hope you'll write more adventures for them.