The troubles of co-habitation

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M E M O R A N D U M

From: Bin Laden, Osama
To: Team Mates

Subject: The Cave

Hi guys,

We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no 'I' in team" as well as the Garfield that says "Hang In There, Baby." Very humorous. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the carpet dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) so we need to sweep the cave daily, I've done my bit on the cleaning rota...........have you? I've posted a sign up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster).

Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare most of the world population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea Slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Fourth: I'm not against team chanting and all that, but, we must distance ourselves from the Westerner's bat and ball game. Please do not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy Oi Oi Oi" every time I ride past on the donkey.

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave.


Love you lots,
Group Hug.
Os.

PS - I'm sick of having Osama's Bed Linen scribbled on my bed sheets. Cut it out Abdul, not funny anymore.

M E M O R A N D U M

 

Heheheheheh.
Nice one.

 

Good one Viking

 

LMAO

/me falls off his chair, laughing hysterically.

 

I am rolling on the floor, laughing my butt off.

Well, figuratively.


Personally, I think he's dead or somewhere in a third-world country hiding until the war on terrorism blows over. Probably after election '04.

 

20$ says he's in a basement closet somewhere in Peshawar.

Nah, it won't blow over in '04. Shrub needs to keep the wartime president thing going if he wants to garuntee himself a re-election (Granted the democrats are a pretty pathetic opposition party right now. ), and will want to use it in '06 again to get more of his cronies in Congress... wait until '07.

 

/me laughs her lungs out

This was... was... was... LOL!!!!

Ara
(Too tired to think straight...)

 

Is there a feeling that GWB is likely to get re-elected over there?

 

I don't think there is anyway he couldn't.

[This message has been edited by Alex (edited May 02, 2002).]

 

It's waaaay to early to say whether Bush will be reelected. Look at the elder Bush, people said no way he couldn't be reelected too after his high approval ratings after the gulf war and then.....