This is the funniest thing in the world - ALL READ!!

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I found this bio for an efed wrestler. it kinda reminds me of old Orangeballz himself somehow...


Wrestler Name: "Lucky Logan"
Real Name: Leonard Spilochovich
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 285 lbs.
Age: ??? (He was old in the 80s.)
Hometown: Orlando, FL
Entrance: Marching Band
Theme Song: Star Spangled Banner
Signiture Moves:
The Giant Fist - Just a punch, Luckster style!
The Lucky Star Press - He does this spectacular 90 degree splash move off the bottom turn buckle.
Test Your Luck - When Logan is out of breath... err, when Logan feels the time is right to strategize, he will hunch over and gasp for air. While it's not technically a move, he does this quite a bit so I feel it qualifies as a signiture.

Finisher:
The Logan Double Leg Drop - Unlike a normal leg drop, the Logan Double Leg Drop decimates an opponent due to the double punishment brought on by TWO legs!

Appearence:
Lucky Logan feels he has aged very well. His 24 inch pythons have only deflated by 2 inches, and what he has lost in agility, he makes up for in toughness. Case in point, Lucky has found that his skin has adapted to the point of gaining a leathery hide quality that is resistant to most stab wounds. He usually wears a set of baby blue speedos and a "Luckster" shirt to the ring. Of course, he always rips the shirt off, but lately, fans have been kind enough to throw new shirts back into the ring for him to put on. He is also the inventor of the mullet comb-over hair style which he proudly sports


Style/Technique:
Lucky doesn't see the need for all of these new fangled moves. He remembers the day when a solid punch would send shivers down any fan. He isn't one to be left behind though, and so has updated his mostly brawling moveset with a variety of foreign moves such as the "European uppercut", the "Mexican bodyslam", and the "Japanese elbow".

Out of Character:
Huh?

Bio:
Lucky Logan has had a looooooong and decorated career as a professional wrestler and movie star. It is speculated that he began back in 1945 working down in Mexico under the name of El Muchacho Anaranjado. It wasn't long before a young Vince McMahon spotted the phenom and put him to work for a growing WWF. Lucky's first stint in the WWF was as Mr. Lummox, but true fame was to elude him until he became the powerhouse known to the world as Lucky Logan. All throughout the 80's, fans flocked to arenas just to get a chance to bask in his orange hue. Time has moved on and so has Lucky. After being fired from the WWF due to a freak accident(an opponent slipped on Logan's body grease and broke his neck) Logan has finally found employ with the likes of the WO*LF. Will his fellow wrestlers ever match up to his own grace and ability? Only time will tell. While many will doubt his ability to put on a good show these days, none can dispute the fact that he does indeed draw crowds.

Gimick:
He's the epitamy of 80s wrestling. Why the fans worshiped him before, no one knows, but Logan still believes that they're out there.

Contract:
- Creative control over his character. This includes approving all storylines and opponents that involve him.
- Creative control over everyone else.
- A private jet to shuttle him around.
- Headlines every PPV's main event.
- Doesn't wrestle many TV tapings.
- Main events every TV taping he does have to wrestle in.
- Must win the heavyweight belt on at least 3 different occasions and hold it for a minimum of 3 months.
- He works solo. He is willing to tag for a storyline but doesn't want it to become a permanent thing.
- Needs his own dressing room at every arena.
- Lifetime contract.

The quotable Luckster -
"So maybe I can't do those huracanrakkas or moon-thingies anymore. It doesn't matter though, because they can't save you from the Logan Double Leg Drop! 1-2-3, it's all over."

 

oh LOL Hooligan, LOL

 

thats too damn funny. cant take it anymore. LOL hools!

 

hehe Did you "Edit" that to make it this funny? hehe

 

one very long word: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA