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1) Sorry guys (girls?), no pictures.

2) This is a little racy. As in, "Hey, that Formula 1 car is really, really fast."

3) In Fresno, California this would be called "tame". In Salt Lake City, Utah, this would be called "An abombination before the Lord our God". In Vatican City, I'd have a price put my head, my pets, and entire extended family.

Reader: Beware.

It's supposed to be funny. It should be funny. It cracked up every one of my co-workers that read some of the "choice" entries. But the whole thing is very, very long.

Please tell me what you think, and anything relavent that you have to add.

Please keep the "STFU Noob!" comments to a minimum...

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Well EJ, I haven't read it all (too much for one sitting) but so far I've had quite a few LOL's.

Thanks for the link

 

uh ejsmith, are you saying those are your stories, or am I misunderstanding your post?

btw, they were hilarious.

 

No. They are posted by a "woman", not a "man".

And certainly *NOT* by the skipper of the Titanic, I'll have you know. Edward wouldn't be caught dead reading that smut, much less posting it.

Anyways, on the same board, a slightly different thread.

Much less "racy", but a bit of a potty mouth in certain areas.

Start at the bottom, and work your way upwards. The absolute best ones are toward the bottom where it focuses. Hasn't been updated in over a month, so it's probably done.

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Extra Credit: Is this a Man or Woman poster? Why?

[ November 01, 2002, 05:44: Message edited by: ejsmith ]

 

That was...really, really good. I mean, yeah it was funny too, but the author was terribly atriculate and interesting to read, and I agreed with her on a lot of what she said. Thank you ~^_^~ that actually made my night.

 

I'm glad to see a few people also found them funny.

All these other Bible Belters make me feel self-conscious.



And remarkably, there a whole bunch of stuff that hits close to the mark in these two threads.

I tell ya, sexual tension causes 9/10's of the world's problems. Evolution just plain sucks sometimes...

 

I found it intresting on how after working in a porn shop soo long her morals about porn have changed. Also her attidute has changed, and her posts are not centered around tormenting the patrons with happy music.