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Turkey Time Talk.

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Kitrax, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] With Thanksgiving just around the corner, I thought I'd share a list of phrases that you can only *safely* say during this holiday. :D

    So here it goes:

    • Talk about a huge breast!
    • Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    • It's Cool Whip time!
    • If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    • Whew, that is one terrific spread!
    • I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    • Are you ready for seconds yet?
    • Don't play with your meat.
    • It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    • Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    • Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    • Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    • I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    • You still have a little bit on your chin.
    • How long will it take after you stick it in?
    • You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    • Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    • That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    • How long do I heat it before it is ready?
    Hope everyone that celebrates it, has a happy Thanksgiving! :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Nov 11, 2005
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  2. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    Felinoid, Nov 11, 2005
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  3. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    Good ones, Kitrax.
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Nov 11, 2005
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  4. Saber

    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    Hahahahaha, ah, Kitrax, that made my horrible day bearable.
     
    Saber, Nov 11, 2005
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  5. Dice

    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Yep, and before long christmas is coming too. You'll be able to unwrap a gift in long stockings.
     
    Dice, Nov 11, 2005
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  6. kuemper Gems: 31/31
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    Thanksgiving was last month! :p

    Would anyone care for some pie?
     
    kuemper, Nov 11, 2005
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  7. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    yeahn Kuemper's right. Still that was hilarious Kitrax :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    Ofelix, Nov 11, 2005
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  8. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    Yeah. I'm glad my family is just strange instead of creepy...
     
    Gnarfflinger, Nov 11, 2005
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    Cool Whip is disgusting.
     
    Rallymama, Nov 11, 2005
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  10. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Well, I have another to add that was metioned in #sorcerers:

    I can't believe that one wasn't on my first list. :doh: :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Nov 11, 2005
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  11. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] Ok, I think that's about enough of that to last SP a couple of months, thank you, move along...
     
    Taluntain, Nov 12, 2005
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