Two poems - Inspired by Dalveen's "Odd"

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These were inspired by Dal's Poem which was constructed in #sorcerers.

Rock on.

Poem One

This dog is not a god -
A god would be more odd –
For if a god scratched at a flea
He would scratch instead at me
Bollocks, then, to god.

Poem Two

This dog is not the image of God
The image of God would be more Odd
Because if God created the dog,
And if God’s image were a dog,
Then God would mostly say "Woof"

 

oooh, I'll add mine. Am mighty proud of it.

my friend bob
had a very tiny nob.
He spent all day playing with himself
when into his world came a really hideous elf.
The child they conceived
made many hearts bleed,
for it was the creation
of a pathetic exertion.
When it was born
it heralded the dawn
of the end of civilisation.

Edit: Just going to add a quick limerick.

There once was a man called Takara,
who spent all day dressed like Octara.
When she walked in,
and saw the sillyness of him
She introduced him to a sword named Drakora

[ March 03, 2005, 22:59: Message edited by: Takara ]

 

I like the Limerick

Still this isn't my kind of poetry

although I like the T O P to the P O T and the D O G to the G O D , now I'm trippin'

Thanx to Kid Rock!

 

Here's another limerick: This is something I'll be using later.

There was a girl named Castimonia dubia
Who was rumoured to have a well used labia
For when she was at home
She was never alone
And eventually ran off with a girl named Octavia

 

Wow...hats off to you for getting the word "labia" into a poem.