Warranty Information...

Remove all ads!

This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humor, and made the web department take it down immediately.

Enjoy it! Have a happy Thursday!!

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Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. Title
[_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_]Classified [_] Other

First Name: ........................................ Initial: ........ Last
Name:..................................... Password:
............................ (max. 8 char) Code
Name:............................................

Latitude-Longitude-Altitude:
...........................................................................
...........

2. Which model of aircraft did you purchase?
[_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15 Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth [_]Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): ........./......./......

4. Serial Number: .........................................

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased:
[_] Received as gift / aid package [_]Catalogue / showroom [_] Independent
arms broker [_] Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_]Classified

6. Please indicate how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
product you
have just purchased:
[_] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store display [_] Espionage [_]Recommended by friend / relative / ally [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
[_] Style / appearance [_] Speed / maneuverability [_] Price / value [_]
Comfort / convenience [_] Kickback / bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation [_] Advanced Weapons Systems [_] Backroom
politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used:
[_] North America [_] Iraq [_] Aircraft carrier [_] Iraq [_] Europe [_] Iraq
[_] Middle East (not Iraq) [_] Iraq [_] Africa [_] Iraq [_] Asia / Far East
[_] Iraq [_] Misc. Third World countries [_] Iraq [_] Classified [_] Iraq

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to
purchase in the near future:
[_] Color TV [_] VCR [_] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite [_] CD Player [_]
Air-to-Air Missile [_] Space Shuttle [_] Home Computer [_] Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Indicate all that apply
[_] Communist / Socialist [_] Terrorist [_] Crazed [_] Neutral [_]Democratic [_]Dictatorship [_] Corrupt [_] Primitive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
[_] Deficit spending [_] Cash [_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues [_]Personal check [_]Credit card [_] Ransom money [_] Traveler's check

12. Your occupation:
[_] Homemaker [_] Sales / marketing [_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical [_]Mercenary [_] Tyrant [_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire [_]Defense Minister / General [_] Retired [_] Student

13. To help us better understand our customers; please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on
a regular basis:
[_] Golf [_] Boating / sailing [_] Sabotage [_] Running / jogging [_]Propaganda / misinformation [_] Destabilization / overthrow [_] Default on
loans [_] Gardening [_] Crafts [_] Black market / smuggling [_] Collectibles
/ collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_] Wines [_] Interrogation / torture [_] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions [_] Espionage /
reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be
registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL
DOUGLAS CORPORATION, Marketing Department, Military Aerospace Division

 

LMAO!!! That just made my day!

and

were my favorites!

 

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Too bad his mouth isn't bigger.

 

huh? what? why? how the?

 

ROFLMAO

 

Oh my... ROTFLMAO!

Anyone got a mental image of BUsh filling up this form?

(No, Legolas, I am not getting you an F-16. Period. Not even if you pout)

 

Yeah, that's really funny! I got that on my e-mail sometime ago but I wasn't on the boards yet. I shouldn't have deleted it. We need more stuff like this to lighten the mood after going to AoDA.

 

That's just too funny! LMAO

 

13. To help us better understand our customers; please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on
a regular basis:
[_] Golf [_] Boating / sailing [_] Sabotage [_] Running / jogging [_]Propaganda / misinformation [_] Destabilization / overthrow [_] Default on
loans [_] Gardening [_] Crafts [_] Black market / smuggling [_] Collectibles
/ collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_] Wines [_] Interrogation / torture [_] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions [_] Espionage /
reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction

What a funny thing!