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Washroom passtimes

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Blog, Nov 26, 2004.

  1. Blog Gems: 23/31
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    So I was in a public bathroom stall today minding my own business when I hear the guy in the next stall over flipping pages in a newspaper. Gosh, who would be comfortable enough to relax and read in a public washroom?! Not me, the only thing I might do is read the graffiti, but that's it.

    At home it's another story though. Usually I read the newspaper or maybe a book or homework when there's time. Anyone else make good use of this time?
     
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    Not in public....

    I just try to take my surprisingly loud crap and get out of there before anyone gives me a perturbed look.
     
  3. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    In public I try and stay as silent as possible until the bathroom is empty.

    At home, I've been known to read an article from a magazine on occasion. :rolling:
     
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    Yep, I like your strategy Kitrax. ;)
     
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    What I like to do is go into a crowded bathroom, into the stall, and I start making real load groaning sounds. I do that for about a minute, then I stand on the seat, and I drop a cantalope into the toliet and let out a large sigh.

    People always look at me like I'm a weirdo when I leave, but I don't know why. :D
     
  6. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    Reminds me of the sequence in Austin Powers. That bit was sure funny.
     
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    "Who does number two work for!!"

    Love that scene.

    I always try to avoid crapping in a public restroom. I do it at work without a problem but usually the public ones aren't as neatly kept as the one at home or work.

    Oh, and what's so great about reading while on the toilet. You're sitting on your own vile smelling fecees reading a magazine. I wanna get out of there asap.
     
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    Apeman, you don't know what you're talking about. In terms of a place to read, the toilet is the best seat in the house. For some reason, it's just better than a couch, chair or bed.
     
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    I uselly edit my Magic the Gathering decks when I'm using the toilet, but of course not in publick restrooms :D
     
  10. Arahar

    Arahar Hmm, it's a dwarf. Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    Wow, this is definately a weird thread. Anyway, I tend to avoid public restrooms (except the theater, 64 oz. of soda during a 90 min. movie just destroyes my bladder). At home or work I tend to read.

    @apeman

    You can always flush first :D
     
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    @Arahar and Rednik

    That's true but you still sitting there with you butt exposed. Is it about reading with your pants down what excites you the most :confused: :D Or do you do your business first and then just sit there. You know there are probably more rooms with a lock ;)

    I'll take any of the above to read anything before doing it on the toilet. Anyway my favourite would be the bathtub, filled of course.

    .....What are we talking about :rolleyes:
     
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    I usualy dont sit too long, especialy not in public bathrooms. But you will be suprised about how much comes out when you take the time... :yum: Its a lost art :pope:
     
  13. Arabwel

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    Best place for bbooks yuou try to read but lack the energy/interest: bathroom.

    Also applies to tabloids ;D
     
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    Apeman, you should get your head out of the gutter. :nono: It's a comfortable place to read is all.
     
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    Unless you sit there for too long on one of those cushion seats. Then when you get up, your rear has like fused to the seat.

    /me congratulates himself on ruining SP's classy facade
     
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    Agreed. I guess it's good that I don't have a TV in there as well...
     
  17. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    Ruining it's classy facade? what classy facade? :lol:
     
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    The classy facade distengrated months ago, Jaguar.
     
  19. Shalladeth Is it ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don'

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    At home, it's magazines or catalogs. At work, it's playing Solitare on my PDA. I'll avoid any other public stalls at all costs...well, almost all... :eek:
     
  20. Gnarfflinger

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    I just do my business, wash my hands, and get the hell out of there...
     
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