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What if men could give birth?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Sydax, Apr 19, 2005.

  1. Sydax Gems: 19/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] - They would spend the entire 9 months in bed.
    - Every contraceptive method would be 100% efficient.
    - They wouldn't think that is funny to have twins.
    - It would exist a cure for stretch mark.
    - They would think twice before have a "little affair".
    - Kids would live in a hospital until they could pee by themselves.
    - Abortion would be a sacrament.
    - Women would dominate the world.

    From a local newspaper.
    For the ladies in da house.
     
    Sydax, Apr 19, 2005
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    really? or did you just see "Junior"? :D
     
    Enagonios, Apr 20, 2005
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    Shrikant Swords! Not words! Veteran

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    Kids would be manufactured in the hospital and would be delivered to the home on their 3rd birthday. (no all nighters or daiper changes)
     
    Shrikant, Apr 20, 2005
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    [​IMG] I don't think men would bother with stretchmark cures, after all its almost fashionable to be a large unattractive man, as long as the girl on his arm is not like that
     
    Cúchulainn, Apr 20, 2005
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    If God was kind, a guy would produce beer instead of milk. Breastfeeding would be a disaster... squirting friends without any provocation.
     
    Celesialraven, Apr 20, 2005
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    Thats just disgusting!
     
    Cúchulainn, Apr 20, 2005
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    Think the positive side: giving birth makes certain genitals larger. I have hard time thinking how the actual birth would happen, but hey; at least you have the biggest tool in the shower-room, afterwards. :rolling:
     
    Wordplay, Apr 20, 2005
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    and the biggest breasts as well :p you could double for that guy in "Fight Club" :D
     
    Enagonios, Apr 20, 2005
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    [​IMG] It quality not quantity Wirhe... and I have both ;)
     
    Cúchulainn, Apr 20, 2005
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    @Enagonios, you mean Meat-loaf?
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Apr 20, 2005
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    Arahar Hmm, it's a dwarf. Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    We'd also develope a way to make women have kids then shift all responcibility :)
     
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    Arahar, Apr 20, 2005
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    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    ..... It just hurts to think about it....
     
    Morgoth, Apr 20, 2005
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