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What is Shell sizing us up for?

Discussion in 'Sorcerous Sundries' started by kuemper, Apr 4, 2006.

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  1. kuemper Gems: 31/31
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    [​IMG] She's asked our shoe size, how we sleep, our gender, what we do about pesky bees and our heights. Does anyone else see the diabolical, insidious plan this black bear is hatching?

    Is she making custom coffins made of beeswax? Footwear from the swished bodies of insects? Will we wake up when she's stealing our honey? :hmm:
     
    kuemper, Apr 4, 2006
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  2. olimikrig

    olimikrig Cavalier of War Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Weee another conspiracy theory :D . Just what we've been needing :p :shake: .

    I don't know what she's up to. However are you really sure that you wish to know, dear kuemper?
     
    olimikrig, Apr 4, 2006
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  3. DarkStrider

    DarkStrider I've seen the future and it has seen me Distinguished Member

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    I'm with Oli on this I think it's best not to know, however if you need my help kuemp I'll be behind the sofa worrying :grin:
     
    DarkStrider, Apr 4, 2006
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    wow, I didn't even notice! :eek: :doh:
     
    Enagonios, Apr 4, 2006
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  5. The Magpie

    The Magpie Balance, in all things Veteran

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    Ooh! More conspiracies afoot! :alien:

    /me knicks Ara's foil hat

    Maybe Shell's been secretly doing market research on us all this time... :mommy: or she could just be incurably nosey. ;)
     
    The Magpie, Apr 4, 2006
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    Or curious. ;) Demographics is a fun thing. ;)
     
    chevalier, Apr 4, 2006
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  7. Arahar

    Arahar Hmm, it's a dwarf. Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    Shell is sizing us up for her next brain transplant. If she finds a suitable replacement body on SP she is going to "invite" said SPer to visit for a weekend then we'll never see that person on SP again. Kinda makes you wonder if she is behind all the Old Guard disappearances :confused: :eek:
     
    Arahar, Apr 4, 2006
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  8. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I bet she's about to run a dating bureau!
     
    Master of Nuhn, Apr 4, 2006
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    The truly interesting question is not why she's asking, but why so many people are willing to answer.
     
    Rallymama, Apr 4, 2006
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    /gags Rally and ties her in straightjacket

    Stop bringing coherant thought to this conspiratical discussion! ;)

    I like the dating service idea, MoN. :grin:

    :idea: She's knitting a new line of tin foil clothing for conspiricists called "The Bees Knees". :lol:
     
    kuemper, Apr 4, 2006
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    Me, I overheard whispers telling of clandestine meetings of Tal and Shell in the SPS forum. Tal acquired a stack of bee costumes and would enjoy to have his minions hop about merrily in them now and then. So we are being screened who might fit in them. Naturally, high tolerance for hymenoptera ( :book: ) is also required, or there may be blood on the dancefloor.

    Why the question of how we sleep mystifies me a bit, tho. :confused:

    Anyway, no end of decadence on SP.
     
    Dendri, Apr 4, 2006
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    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Yeah, increasing her post count. :shake:
    /me wonders why kuemper made this post ;)
     
    Felinoid, Apr 4, 2006
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  13. Master of Nuhn

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    To distract us. She wants us all to focus on Shell while Kuemper herself is plotting and scheming and slowly, but surely she holds sway over SP. Shell is but an ignorant minion, like us all, without knowledge of her true superiors.
    Kuemper is the new, female variant of Keyser Söze!
     
    Master of Nuhn, Apr 4, 2006
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  14. Nakia

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    /me wanders into thread wondering if there are any goodies lying around.

    Nope, just another conspiracy.

    /Sees Rally's post and sneaks back out.
     
    Nakia, Apr 4, 2006
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  15. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    I would tell you of my plans, but then I would have to kill you ;)
     
    Shell, Apr 4, 2006
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    I'm safe now I've become a Tin-foil dracolich no conspiracy going to get me, no sirree bob :shake: :rolling: :spin:
     
    DarkStrider, Apr 4, 2006
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  17. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    I know but I am not telling! :p '
     
    Arabwel, Apr 4, 2006
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  18. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    I often wondered about that myself... chalk one more conspiracy theory, I guess. :mommy:

    Now THAT I'd like to see!
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Apr 4, 2006
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    Hmm... The dating bureau thing sounsd... Credible.
    :borg:
     
    Hugo, Apr 4, 2006
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    The shoe size question gives credibility to the dating theory....

    I am waiting for the weight question to round things out. Followed by: what is your favorite color, do you like long walks, and what is your idea of the ideal date....
     
    T2Bruno, Apr 4, 2006
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