What would you do with...?

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For example this?
I mean, how do I know that is really from her?
I know what means when people say 'you can find anything in internet'...
So, what of this 'strange' tokens would you buy? and, what for?

 

Maybe wear them like a hat and sniff the imaginary, probably quite fishy smells of a middle-aged mother...? You know there are perverts of all kinds.

Really, Madonna probably paid of them about 5000 bucks in the first place, so you might consider it a bargain. You know how superstars tend to have money like trash.

 

@ Wirhe - how can you even say that! you just made me almost throw up my dinner

 

LOL.

Maybe it comes with a certificate that's signed by Madonna and verified by her record company.

 

Wear it as proof that you are a pervert?

 

Who wants to be an unproven pervert?

 

Right! Yeah, he probably thinks it's unwashed. Some people are into those kind of things.

 

I love how it specifies a target audience: shy overweight guy with no social skills (30 and living in mothers basement) and no luck with any female. desperate or not. attractive or otherwise. alive or dead.

Hmmm, then theirs that 3.5ish mb download. Man, that thing must be packed!

Edit: Thats what i get when i open a load of tabs and write replies during the early hours of the evening...

[ June 12, 2005, 02:57: Message edited by: Celesialraven ]

 

Um... I think that you might want this thread.

 

Yes he probably thinks its soiled underware', or else he could just pop down to his local cheap womans clothing shop and buy himself a new pair for less than £1.

 

Without any doubt Madonna's imagemaking crew has paid a truckload o' bucks for this news to appear.

But anyway - who would pay so much for somebody's bloody (aww, nasty pun )pants? This whole thing is a fine display of what mentally disturbed aged masturbants are capable of.

Or maybe somebody is making a great investment in the future - some day this guy is gonna stand proudly before his grandsons, show them the cherished family treasure, handed from generation to generation, and whisper in awe: "Lo and behold, son, this is what the moths left us from the knickers of a great woman." The event will change the child's life forever.

 

What would i do with Madonna's knickers? Sell them forward.

 

Who wants my socks?

 

Chevalier, you are just a small, anonymous forum stalker with smelly socks. Madonna, on the other hand, is a sex-symbol with knickers that almost "shine" sexual desire and... er... guess they don't smell as bad as your socks either.

 

That's crazy... Just plain crazy, you can buy about anything in this damn world

I doubt anybody would buy your socks chevalier.

 

But Chev is famous here, maybe that's worth something...

 

Madonna wants your socks. Better, she wants her socks back.

 

Chev...i'll trade you my underpants for your socks. I had baked beans for the last two days, so it's a very special pair of underpants this time, so i also expect a small payment next to the socks.

 

You know, I read from the news yesterday that they are going to sell *air* breathed by someone called "Pitt." Groce; who would want to re-breath someone's fumes?

 

I shall refrain from posting a long-winded explanation on just why someone would want those, ehich woukld probably lead to this one getting dragged to the AoDA, or possibly to the post being deleted by outr gracuious mods.

So I shall jusrt say that everyone has their quirks.