What you'd love to do to Anomen!!

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This is inspired by shadow lurker's "What you'd love to do to Kelsey" thread, I've come up with this new one. After being here for a couple of months now and posting a few topics for Anomen-haters, this thread is for them. Let your anger and imagination go wild!

Myself, I like Anomen, so I'm not going to put any ideas on here. So come on! What would you LOVE to do to Anomen, nice or nasty, sane or mad?

PS: I've thought up a mod idea for Anomen! It turns him into a bisexual, and he'll romance a male PC! What'cha think? LOL

 

Moon Elf ... eeeeewwwwwww! U sick sick girl!

Actually, I don't know what I'd do to him. I hate him THAT MUCH (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) that if I ever got the chance to do something special like that, i wouldn't know!

OH! I'd probably get a few hundred swords and then just slice him to bits and then get a cleric to heal, then repeat, then again and again and again! Just like the Drow did to that Djinn in Ust Natha huh ... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

A whole family reunion of Redneck tree's from the something Positive online comic.

(I do love that comic.)

 

Many, many bad things:
Polymorph him into Korgans underwear but retains his sense of touch and smell (EWWWWWWWW!)

Force him to serve Nalia’s aunt.

Made to listen to Imoen’s and Kelsey’s pet name contest

Turn him into a newt

And many other things

 

Two ideas:

1. Remember the last movie on SoA where irenicus is thrown to the lava (fire) by little monsters, well.. replace Irenecus w/ Anomen, rase dead and repeat.

2. The same MOD that MoonElf mention (Anomen bisexual) but bieng ignored but both sexes anyway!!!

 

I think he's a pretty good char overall, but a real whimp when it comes to his mental state. He also cries a lot... so I'd probably send him to some obedience school and give him a shock collar, then hope he was more manageable when he was back in my party.

Or... maybe I'd just help him get laid so he'd relax...

 

Switch his portrait to that half-orc portrait in the game. It's Ano the Orc!

 

BTW when you approach Anoyme with male character (in CC) and offend him then he'll return to his mansion. Shame on me, I need to apologize him. Try it if you want to see what happens then.

 

I've done that a few times... There should even be no repercussions. It turned the whole Government District hostile once, but reloading and doing the same thing over again created the desired effect.

 

There are no repercussions And his father has a small gift, RoP+1.

 

A fate worse than death... At the end of part one:

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Ewwwww, Imagine the offspring of Nalia and Anomen... Poor poor children.

 

Perish the thought!

 

I try not to; my head might explode. It is a rather hideous idea, though.

 

I'd be happy with a muzzle for his overactive mouth.

 

Wow. I never would've thought Anomen & Nalia... though I'd think they would sooner attack and kill each other than love each other, seeing as how they would none-stop whine to each other ALL the TIME!!!!

 

You sicky boys, I can´t get is out of my head the picture of Anomen and... Oh man, I try don´t think about it, but is hard...

In other way, I imagine one "tecniche" for the "education" of anomen, And you require a scroll of Imprisonment, the subject, Anomen, and a Minotaur with, ejem, "alternatives" preferences. You can release him, when you prefere, you know, a month, the eternity. Don`t worry, Ano have a "charming" companion, and maybe desire don´t be disturbed.

 

Anomen and Nalia?! It just wouldn't work. Hey, maybe Felinoid should make a romance mod for Ano and Nalia! That would be well cool. Heh.

Back to the bisexual Ano thing...what do people think? Good or bad idea?

Also, any more things you'd love to do to him?

 

I keep it simple. I insult him until he runs away, then I go right to his house and kill everyone inside.

 

Well, sometimes i wanted to snap his family shield to pieces and crusify him to closest wall with the pieces. Sometimes i even tolerate him