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Who Would Like to Join H.O.T.B.O.D.s?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Mathetais, Jul 19, 2001.

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  1. Mathetais Gems: 28/31
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    [​IMG] I am starting a new society for the preservation of morality & goodness. It is called H.O.T.B.O.D.s.

    The Acronym stands for:

    Holy
    Orthodox
    Totally
    Better (than)
    Other
    Deviants

    Membership requirements:
    1) You must hold to your worldview passionately
    2) You must pledge allegiance to the Flaming Cleric (me!) :D
    3) You must try with all your might to fight evil and promote goodness
    4) You must, at all costs, "N"ever disagree with Cleric referred to in #2 :p

    Who would like to join me?

    [This message has been edited by Mathetais (edited July 19, 2001).]
     
    Mathetais, Jul 19, 2001
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  2. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    [​IMG] Well, if I can "ever" disagree with the Flaming Cleric then count me in! ;)

    [Edit]
    Oh! I see... You meant "NEVER"... Well, deal me out then. :D

    [This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited July 19, 2001).]
     
    Blackthorne TA, Jul 19, 2001
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  3. Extremist Gems: 31/31
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    [​IMG] Thanx, but no.

    I already pledged to Septic.
    What a waste...
    Everyone has his/her cross I suppose...
     
    Extremist, Jul 19, 2001
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  4. Mathetais Gems: 28/31
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    [​IMG] Press Release. . . 5 minutes after opening the doors of HOTBODs people were already protesting and aiming water hoses at the flaming cleric.

    Mathetais, CEO of HOTBODs International rushed and nailed a new set of theses to the doors of their offices. (Unfortunately the doors were made of glass and the result only added to the brewing riot)

    This reporter did pick up the theses and witnesses the revised rules of membership for HOTBODs . . .

    Membership requirements:
    1) You must hold to your worldview passionately (still #1)
    2) You must pledge allegiance to the Flaming Cleric (me!) (or just laugh at his jokes once per month and he will be convinced that you are his best friend)
    3) You must try with all your might to fight evil and promote goodness (as long as this does not interfere with Personal Hygiene or your favorite TV shows)
    4) You must, at all costs, "N"ever disagree with Cleric referred to in #2

    The BTA Clause - Disagreements with the Cleric are allowed as long as your are nice and promise not to bring a squirt gun to the membership meetings.
     
    Mathetais, Jul 19, 2001
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  5. BogiTheWaverer Gems: 12/31
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    [​IMG] Sorry but no! I have sold my soul to another 'authority'.(Remember i'm married) :D
     
    BogiTheWaverer, Jul 19, 2001
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  6. Mollusken Gems: 24/31
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    Sounds like a heavy comitment. I'll pass
     
    Mollusken, Jul 19, 2001
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  7. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] Ask Shura when he gets back...It sounds like his sort of gig! ;) :D
     
    Sir Belisarius, Jul 19, 2001
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  8. kevlar0101 Gems: 13/31
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    you ppl should leave your 4 walls somethimes dont ya think? :p ;)
     
    kevlar0101, Jul 19, 2001
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    [​IMG] Alright, alright. I'm in...

    But I want 5 weeks vacation, double my current salary, promotion after 2 months, a cool robe to wear and all the holy wine that I can drink.

    Good help doesn't come cheap! :D
     
    Lord Moeken, Jul 19, 2001
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  10. ClammyRyu Gems: 3/31
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    I Pledge!!!!
    Only If I get The same Benefits!
     
    ClammyRyu, Jul 19, 2001
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    What's this? some form of organisation with a cool acronym that doesn't have dozens of counter-factions, splinter groups and schisms? To remedy this situation I announce the foundation of SAPS (Short Apathetic Person's Society). For membership you need to have no clear world view, aside from a conviction that you can make troublesome reality go away by pretending it isn't there, or a firm adherence to the most recent philosophy someone has mentioned to you. I confidently predict that anyone apathetic enough to be allowed to join will not be bothered to apply.
     
    Ironbeard, Jul 20, 2001
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  12. PowerPuff Guest

    Do the benefits include free cake? Hey, I'll join the first organization that brings me free cake. I promise I will read the 'membership requirements' list as thorough as I would a software licence agreement.

    The good Lord Moeken states that good help doesn't come cheap. I, however, am useless, cheap, willing & able, milord! :D
     
    PowerPuff, Jul 20, 2001
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  13. ArtEChoke Gems: 17/31
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    Why do I get the feeling that this is all somehow my fault? :confused:
     
    ArtEChoke, Jul 20, 2001
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    WOW, this is great. A private gentelmen's club. WOOOHOOO!!!! All the free lapdan....huh, what tha.... Oh, heh, wrong kind of hot bods I suppose. Hmm, well, if any leader is at least willing to pay my cover charge and give me a stack of ones, well, sure. But otherwise, perhaps I'll pass for today ;)
     
    Crawl, Jul 20, 2001
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    [​IMG] All requests have been honored:

    Lord Moeken: Thou art granted vaction; 2x the current $0 that Sorcerers is paying you, a promotion to ULTRA HOTBOD in 2 months (giving me two months to figure out what ULTRA stands for); a cool terry-cloth robe to wear; and a bottomless flask of holy wine.

    ClammyRyu: Thou art granted the same, PLUS I will through in a tin of weightlifting chalk to fix that sweaty palm probelm ;)

    PowerPuff - CAKE included! We have Cake at every meeting. In fact, Cake just released a new CD. The song "Short Skirt & a Long Jacket" is the HOTBODs anthem!

    Crawl . . . I'm working on the lapdan . . . errr . . . I'll pay your cover charge and give you a stack of ones & a roll of quarters! :D

    Oh, and lest I forget:

    KITARA - as you loyal sidekick, I have hung banners of your red-headed self in the HOTBODs meeting all. If you would condescend to attend one of our meetings, I'm sure you'd find a LOYAL following! ;)
     
    Mathetais, Jul 20, 2001
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  16. Sir Yerril of Morningmist Guest

    Joining a holy organisation such as this would be an honour. (but get rid of your evil avatar).
     
    Sir Yerril of Morningmist, Jul 20, 2001
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  17. Extremist Gems: 31/31
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    Miniwoo - his avatar is not avatar of an evil creature but neutral (Ignus).

    But your avatar IS of EVIL creature - fallen angel (Trias the Betrayer).

    No matter, avatars don't make a man - posts do. IMHO, of course.
     
    Extremist, Jul 20, 2001
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  18. ClammyRyu Gems: 3/31
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    Sniff.. You gave me the sam advice, Extremist..
    HISS!!! Trias..
    Well maybe it's the reformed one...
    Ignus is cool but somewhat CRAZY.
     
    ClammyRyu, Jul 21, 2001
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  19. Septic Yogurt Gems: 9/31
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    No thanks, I already have my own organisation of pledging (that I only knew about 30 seconds ago(?!))

    Anywhu, does that mean Extremists spams mean nothing but his avatar makes him rock (against)( :) ) but i can put up with that, erm, yeah.
     
    Septic Yogurt, Jul 21, 2001
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  20. Extremist Gems: 31/31
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    My avatar means nothing. That's not me.
     
    Extremist, Jul 21, 2001
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