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Why are the best movie quotes about Bunnies/rabbits?

Discussion in 'Sensorium' started by SleepleSS, Sep 8, 2004.

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    [​IMG] I was just wondering, If I look at the best quotes from movies I think of this 3:

    Donnie Darko: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
    Frank:"Why do you wear that stupid man suit?"
    (From Donnie Darko)


    Baby:"Come maiden," said the rabbit......sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch."
    (From House of 1000 corpses)

    put the bunny back in the BOX!
    (From Con Air)

    And it made me wonder why are so many good quotes about Bunnies/rabbits?
     
    SleepleSS, Sep 8, 2004
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    Mr. Parker : He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
    Mother : He does not!
    Mr. Parker : He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!

    A Christmas Story. Love that movie.
    "You'll shoot your eye out"
     
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    Monty Python and The Holy Grail

    Tim the Enchanter : There he is!
    King Arthur : Where?
    Tim the Enchanter : There!
    King Arthur : What? Behind the rabbit?
    Tim the Enchanter : It IS the rabbit!
    King Arthur : You silly sod!
    Tim the Enchanter : What?
    King Arthur : You got us all worked up!
    Tim the Enchanter : Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
    King Arthur : Ohh.
    Tim the Enchanter : That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

    Sir Robin : You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    Tim the Enchanter : Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
    Sir Galahad : Get stuffed!
    Tim the Enchanter : He'll do you up a treat, mate.
    Sir Galahad : Oh yeah?
    Sir Robin : You mangy Scots git!
    Tim the Enchanter : I'm warning you!
    Sir Robin : What's he do? Nibble your bum?
    Tim the Enchanter : He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
    King Arthur : Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

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    [after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
    Tim the Enchanter : I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY, isn't it?

    LMAO!
     
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    ELMER: (Tiptoeing through the forest) Shhhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet ... I'm hunting wabbits, heh-heh-heh.
    ELMER: Oh boy!! Wabbit twacks!!
    DAFFY: Oh, Buggsy ... Buggsy pal! There's a friend here to see you!!
    DAFFY: Thurvival of the fittest! ... and besides ... it's fun!!
    BUGS: Did someone knock?
    BUGS: (slightly perturbed) Eh ... what's up, Doc?
    ELMER: Now I got you ... you wabbit!! Heh-heh-heh ...
    BUGS: Say, Doc, are you tryin' to get yourself in trouble with the law? This ain't wabbit-huntin' season ...
    ELMER: It's not!?!
    BUGS: No! It's duck-huntin' season!!
    DAFFY: That, sir, is an inmitigated frabication!! It's wabbit season!!
    BUGS: Duck Season!
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!!
    BUGS: Duck season!!
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!!
    BUGS: Duck season!!
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!!
    BUGS: Wabbit season!!
    DAFFY: Duck season!!
    BUGS: Wabbit season!!
    DAFFY: I say it's duck season and I say Fire!!
    *BANG*
    DAFFY: Hmmmmm ...
    DAFFY: Let's try that again!!
    BUGS: Okay ...
    DAFFY: I'll start it this time!
    BUGS: R-right.
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!
    BUGS: Duck season.
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!
    BUGS: Wabbit season.
    DAFFY: Duck season. Fire!!!
    *BANG*
    DAFFY: Okay ... This time you start it!
    BUGS: Whatever you say ...
    BUGS: W ... abbit.
    DAFFY: Duck! Fire!!
    *BANG*
    DAFFY: Whatha matter ... Everythingth upside down ...
    DAFFY: Can't make headth or tailth of thingth ...
    ELMER: Hey, you!! Come back here!!! (Tries gun only a click)
    ELMER: Well, whaddaya know ... no more buwwets!
    BUGS: No more buwwets? (Turns to Daffy) Hey, laughing boy, no more buwwets!
    DAFFY: No more buwwets?
    DAFFY: Here!!Lemme see that thing!!
    *BANG*
    DAFFY: Hmmmmmm ...
    ELMER: Well, what do ya know ... one buwwet weft!!
    BUGS: One buwwet weft? (Turns to Daffy) Hey, laughing boy, there was ...
    DAFFY: I know! I know!!!
    DAFFY: (Reads sign "Duck season") Hmmmmmm... (Turns to audience) Devilishly clever ... (Quickly dresses like a rabbit) Oh oh ...
    DAFFY: (Imitating Bugs) Eh ... what's up, Doc? Having any luck with those ducks ... it's duck season, y'know ...
    BUGS: (Dressed as and imitating Daffy) Just a darn minute ... where d'ya get that duck season stuff?
    DAFFY: (Still as Bugs) Says so ... right over on that sign (doesn't notice sign has changed to "Rabbit Season" again), you're so smart.
    DAFFY: You know what to do with that gun, Doc!
    *BANG*
    DAFFY: You're dethpicable!
    DAFFY: Yes, you're dethpicable ... and ... and ... picable ... and ... and ... very definetly dethpicable ... How a person can get so dethpicable in one lifetime is beyond me ... It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people ... Goodneth knows it isn't that!!! It's not that goodneth knows ... It ithn't ... it ...
    BUGS: (Pulls cookbook out of hole and reads) Spitted duck Florentine with Horseradish ... nice ... Filet of duck Bordelaise, maitre d' butter ... yum-yum ...
    BUGS: Duck polonaise under glass ... mm ... mmmmmmmmmmm.
    DAFFY: (Daffy grabs book of his own from hole and reads) Rabbit au gratin de gelatine under tooled leather ... drool, drool ...
    BUGS: Barbecued duck meat with broiled duck bill milanese ... Yum-my yum!!
    DAFFY: Chicken fried rabbit with cotton tail sauce braised carrots ... umh, mmmmmmm ...
    ELMER: I'm sowwy, fewwas, but I'm a vegetarian ... I just hunt for the sport of it!!! Heh-heh-heh ...
    BUGS: Oh yeah? Well, there's other sports besides hunting, ya'know!
    DAFFY: (Daffy leaps into scene with tennis racquet and sloppy shorts) Anyone for tennis!!?
    *BANG*
    DAFFY: (Goofy) Niceth game!!
    ELMER: Now, you scwewy wabbit ... You're next!! (Daffy and Bugs run, dive into hole)
    BUGS: (whisper) Take a peek and see if he's still around.
    DAFFY: Okay ...
    *BANG*
    BUGS: Still there?
    DAFFY: Still lurkin about ...
    BUGS: I tell you what ... you go up and make like a decoy and lure him away ...
    DAFFY: No more for me. thankth ... I'm drivin'.
    BUGS: Ah ... well ... like they say ... never send a duck to do a rabbit's job ...
    ELMER: All wight ... Come out or I'll bwast you out!!!
    BUGS: Hmmmmm.
    BUGS: (Bugs jumps up out of hole) For shame, Doc!! Huntin' rabbits with an elephant gun!
    ELMER: Ewephant gun?
    BUGS: Thats right, Doc ... So why don't ya go shoot yerself an elephant? (Elephant walks in on hind legs)
    ELEPHANT: You do ... and I'll give you such a pinch!!
    ELMER: Ohhh Just wait'll I get that scwewy wabbit and that scwewball duck ... I'll wip'm to bits ... I'll bwast 'em ... O.o.o.h ... I know they're awound here somepwace ... I can pwactically smew 'em!!
    DAFFY: (on four legs like dog) Sniff ... sniff ... brow ... row ... rowfff ... Sniff ... sniff ... sniff ... Brow row row!! (Hesitates, points) Rrrrr-r-r-r ...
    ELMER: (Shot fired in Elmers direction) Hey!! What's the big idea!!?? Why dontcha look where ... huh!
    BUGS: (Dressed as girl hunter) Oh!! How simply dreadful!!
    BUGS: You poor little man ... Did I hurt you with my naughty gun!!??
    DAFFY: (Sniffs around Elmer's feet)
    ELMER: (Embarrassed) Shucks ... well ... I ... Ha-ha-ha ...
    BUGS: (Kisses Elmer lightly on cheek) There! Now it feels better, doesn't it?
    DAFFY: (Growls) Arrrrgh ... (Bites Elmer)
    ELMER: Yeowwwww!!!
    DAFFY: (Pants like a dog)
    BUGS: Gypsy! You naughty bow-wow ... (Bugs ear lifts up from behind girls wig) Stop that!!
    ELMER: O.K., wabbit ... I see through that disguise!! Say your pwayers!!
    ELMER: You too ... duck!!! (Daffy and Bugs run to tree and start ripping off signs)
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!
    BUGS: Duck season!
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!!
    BUGS: Duck season!!
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!!
    BUGS: Duck season!!
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!!!
    BUGS: Duck season!!
    DAFFY: Wabbit season!!!
    BUGS: Duck season!! (Bugs pulls off last poster. Under it is the sign "Elmer Season" with a picture of Elmer)
    ELMER: Oh oh.
    BUGS and DAFFY in Unison: (Dressed as hunters) Shhh ... be vewy, vewy quiet ... We're hunting Elmers ... Heh . heh . heh ...

    [ September 09, 2004, 08:03: Message edited by: Jaguar ]
     
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    OK, so this is from TV instead of the movies but it's still a classic:

    Elmer Fudd: "Be vewy, vewy quiet, for we are hunting wabbits!"
     
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    Extended Quote from house of 1000 corpses:

    "There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden....along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages. The woman said......"Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit"..."Shoo! Shoo!" said the maiden......"Come maiden," said the rabbit......sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch."
     
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