why did the chicken cross the road? (rock version)

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Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

W.A.S.P. : To **** something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and ****... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative: ...

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS ****ING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: T to be slayed, butchered, ****ed, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there

Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....

Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

Bon Jovi - Because she's a little runaway!

Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...

Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...

Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken ****in' up ya town...
CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken

Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Mayhem: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

Nightwish: From wishes to eternity...

Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!

Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...

Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...

Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.

Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green

Dungeon: To meet his slave of love...

 

Nice

Kindfa funny too

 

Some of them are really funny!

 

Very funny!
I like it.

 

Really funny!

 

Obituary: just to get Choped In Half and get inside a Body Bag

Mercyful Fate: to attend to A Dangerous Meeting with Melissa, The Mad Arab and Fifteen Men (And A Bottle Of Rum)

Testament: to practice what it preaches

King Diamond: to get to A Mansion In The Darkness and see the Eye Of The Storm through a Portrait

Anthrax: to get Caught In A Mosh

Marillion: to meet Kayleigh dressed in a Pseudo Silk Kimono

Yes: because it is Owner Of A Lonely Heart

Megadeth: to Kick The Chair

Annihilator: because it Burns Like A Buzzsaw Blade

Malevolent Creation: to run from the Assassin Squad

 

Cradle Of Filth-To sodomise the virgin vampires

Anal C*nt- To send a thank you note to the guy that raped his dumb sister

Nightwish-To meet the century child by the side of the ocean

Daniel Lioneye- Cause it’s a lonely lonely road…

Avril Lavigne- She want’s to go home but there is nobody home..

AntiProduct- To find a place called Rock’N’Roll!

Autumn- To stand where the witches sing their hymns

Tiamat-To drink till dawn with a candle lit, and through the whole night alone he sits

Jane's Addiction- Just Because...

 

Danzig - chicken...tell your chicklets not walk my way

A Perfect Circle - because it's time to bring the fire down

Alice In Chains - because here comes the rooster

Disturbed - AWw wah ah ah ah...cluck cluck

Incubus - Because it never thought it would be on the verge of spontaneous road crossing, woe is me

Lacuna Coil - the Chickens a lie

Rollins Band - because the other side of the road pisses me off and I'm going to beat the crap out of it

Tool - because the chicken has gone to great lengths to expand it's threshold of pain

 

I love that song!