Why no Half-Dragon?

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Everywhere there are mods for half elves into half wood elves or elves into gold elves and the same for dwarfs and haflings and yet only 2 for humans, Teifling or Aasimir, Why no half-dragons????

 

Probably because the only halfdragons implemented in the game have 2 forms, a human one and a dragon one. That would be difficult to make as a mod and make the PC incredibly overpowered too.

 

Plus can you imagine what the human parent would have had to endure during consummation?

“Honey, quit breathing so hard. You’ll burn me to a crisp before little Tal is even conceived”
“But I can’t help it, babe! You’re so hot!!”
“No, sweetie, you’re the one who’s hot. That’s what I’m trying to tell iiiieeeeee!!!”
“Oops”

 

And it becomes realy difficult to explain that for the 5th time to a priest. Even more difficult is finding a wife that is...well willing, despite the risks.

 

You may want to check Sheena.

 

<CHARNAME>'s teenage in Candlekeep:

"Dad, I've got to tell you something."
"What?"
"I'm...a half-dragon."
"..."

Though considering Bhaal apparently got it on with chinchillas, dragons aren't that crazy to consider...

 

The bigger they are, they harder they are hit...on...

 

It really brings that Romantic Encounters component to mind...

 

WAIT!! when did he hit on chinchillas. & are you implying that BOO is a bhaalspawn!!(which you know would actually be kinda of cool)

 

Chicnchillas, rabbits, xvarts and goblins as well. Seeds of murder have been sown far and wide. Not a pretty picture...

 

You can meet the result near the Fire Giant temple in ToB.

No.

 

Like Decados said, NO. But i can imagine how it would be cool alright.

"Minsc": Go for the eyes BOO, go for THE EYES...no not mine...Aaahhh why
you..[Censored for being to bloody of a fight between the two. ]

 

yes as you could probably tell i am one of those that has never finished TOB(hangs his head in shame. i'm going to a support group for it but its not helping!)

 

Hey you are not the only one who didn't play ToB before. When i installed BG2 again i hat been browsing through a walkthrough, and as far as i can remember i never saw anything mentioned about boo being a Bhaalspawn.

 

what a cutscene that would make ! the whole party gets knocked out by a group of bad guys, then BOO transforms into a minature slayer, kills & eats all the bad guys. than changes back & quietly sits on minsc's chest acting innocent when they all wake up, except for the ginormous BbUuRrPp!!! that comes out!

 

You know, Bhaal must've been pretty desperate (in multiple senses of the word) if he was seriously thinking that all his offspring will be wiped out and so invested in xvarts and chinchillas .

Though that would make a pretty awesome <CHARNAME>. Someone should totally make a mod that makes the PC a Bhaalspawn Chicken or something.

 

Then perhaps a romantic encounter with Melicamp?

 

I'm sure there was a 'Bhaal's Porn' thread floating around somewhere. Can't remember which forum it was on, but perhaps some of these suggestions could go there...?

 

It's over at the Spellhold forums.
I'm playing RE for the first time currently and it's great (if naughty) fun. The Firkraag flirting is priceless although, sadly, he doesn't take you up on your offer.

 

Haha, that's a classic one, but still funny I'd love to see something like this.