You know you've played too many CRPGs when...

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When playing Resident Evil, you say to yourself "Zomg what a noob, everyone knows you use blunt weapons against undead!"

You wonder if the local preacher wields a hammer, mace, or morningstar.

You hope that in case of a zombie invasion your local priest has a good turn undead skill.

You and your friends walk through the mall in a combat formation.

You wonder what the AC bonus on your hat is.

You wonder how much cold resistance your coat offers.

You make a topic like this.

Ok, come up with your own!
(please don't call this a lame topic or something, I'm just trying to have fun )

[ December 01, 2005, 00:40: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

 

I think there is a topic reffering to this subject (although with Baldurs Gate instead of CRPG in title)

 

Not for zombies. Stabby stabby is the way to go there.

 

Only in 2E. In 3E all undead are immune to sneak attacks

 

Silly old third edition.

 

You wonder how much xp you get for killing the plot.

You roll dice to decide which greeting you'll use.

You wonder which rules edition RL uses. (I'm really curious about this one)

You keep a spellbook with you.

You rest to memorise the equations for your maths test.

You wonder what your stats are in RL.

You wonder what RL is.

[ November 30, 2005, 21:44: Message edited by: Lost Meme ]

 

Geek Alert!

Actually, you would use piercing weapons on zombies. Though most undead are immune to sneak attacks, who said anything about them? Stop assuming there, Undertaker.

You hop like a bunny everywhere to up your athletics skill. (Morrowind)

You happily fork over $30 for a t-shirt that says +1 Shirt.

When handing someone the keys, you demand a Dex check.

 

You always have 8/16/24/and so hour on long rests
You never eat with a knife unless you tell everyone that you are proficient with it
You want to press TAB each time you enter a new area
You hunt some animals to get XP (Noober! )
You consider every dark skinned human as a drow

 

You start making race/class descriptions of everyone you know.

I'm looking at your there, Master of Nuhn

 

When you wake up in the morning and find an ugly girl sleeping besides you, try to cast Time Stop to give you enough time to slip out.

 

You mistake someone for an NPC.
http://esc.ruz.net/2005/07_belgium_2.jpg
Look familiar to anyone?

 

Not really mate...!!

 

You say to your friend before an exam;'' Relax if it turned bad you just have to reload and check a walkthrough in www.gamefaq.com''

You press Z on your keyboard before going to sleep.

You see yourself in a mirror and say '' Ack! I don't like this portrait I'll change it ''

 

When getting hurt, you say you failed your Reflex saving throw.

 

When under pressure you press pause so that you can think of a plan and where to cast your next fireball, you wander off to make coffee and wonder why everyone is still moving.....

 

You think that when hidden in the shadows, you're invisible.

 

You look down at your dog and say, "Right, Boo?" When his/her name isn't Boo.

Worse: You laugh when someone says, "Right, Boo?" to their dog.

Even worse: You name your dog Boo.

 

Viconia, Jaheira, Faldorn, Aerie and Safana become possible names for a future daughter.

 

Quote from darkstrider:
"When getting hurt, you say you failed your Reflex saving throw."

Lol I do that all the time!

 

That was my quote, actually.