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Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Sniper, Jan 12, 2001.

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    [​IMG] Remember i was going out with that girl who decided to dump me for a 13 year old? Yeah well they went back out for a single day!

    Anyway, during that period, she was sitting on his lap. While sitting on her lap, she felt a 'hard small thin thing' poke into her bum. She thought it was his mobile and put her hand down to hold it/push it away. Now, when she looked up, his mobile phone was on the table and he had nothing else in his pockets. She realised that it was his dick and started laughing. It was fully erected (it poked hard into her bum) and was at the length of about 4.5 - 5 cm! It was like a mobile phone arial. She dumped him soon after and she has now told her group (which includes me) and that is a bad thing to do if you do not want anything to be spread.

    Y'see, now the whole school knows of his pecker and everytime we 15/16 year olds see him, we all wiggle our little fingers and shout "PECKER DICK" or "TWIGGY"! And we want to spread it to the world so spread people spread this news! Remember he is almost as tall as me and i stand at 177cm! Never did like that greebo...well none of the greebos in my school (don't worry herf i like you and it ain't aimed at you) And this piece of news is so funny and good! At last i can get my back on that FUCKING BASTARD who stole the girl i had ... once.
     
    Sniper, Jan 12, 2001
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    Ah, the cruelty of children... *sigh*
     
    Blackthorne TA, Jan 12, 2001
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    Hey its true! And its a right old laugh! No one likes him anyway. They all put up a mask...
     
    Sniper, Jan 12, 2001
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    Ya know Blackthorne TA, Sniper is going to be our age one day, and realize that none of this stuff really matters.

    And Sniper, I do remember what it's like to be 16 yrs old- fun and exiting, but tough at the same time. I read some of your earlier posts on the whole subject and I was just thinking - you probably shouldn't get so worked up over this youngster who 'stole' your girl. I don't mean offense, but didn't you girlfriend have a choice in the matter?
     
    Lord Moeken, Jan 13, 2001
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    [​IMG] sniper, i know how you feel, my girlfriend hasn't been stolen yet, but some guy keeps making moves on her, i should do something about that asshole!
     
    The Fat Egg, Jan 13, 2001
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    Dear god. A post like that definately makes me groan loudly and shake my head. Please never, ever post something like that again. You just lowered my intelligence by a couple of points. Anyway, just think about the complex you are giving this guy, how he will brood over it for 20 years, then pick you off from a tower while screaming at the sky to make the voices to stop. Seriously, that is really cruel. Maybe the guy is an ass. But still, being a former psychology major, something like that will probably stick with that guy forever. Not a very cool bit of mental luggage to tote around.
     
    Crawl, Jan 13, 2001
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    [​IMG] Hmmm Sniper, I (it's just me) hope that this affair with your slut "former-girlfriend" isn't going to become a long-running drama here. At your age this probably seems like a big deal, but to me it's like "So what?".

    I mean, get over it already. There are bigger things in life than petty bitching and pining over wounded pride and superstitious "hexing".

    Why are you even still with that group your girlfriend is in, the group who wears mere masks? MINDLESS DRETCHES! :mad: RANT RANT RANT RANT

    Ahem, in conclusion, I hope you sort yourself out. When one pays attention to the things at hand, he loses sight of the things far away. When one has in mind bigger things the small no longer matter.

    Heed my advice seriously! :mad:
     
    Rakanishu, Jan 13, 2001
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    This ends here.
     
    Taluntain, Jan 13, 2001
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