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A few jokes, on cruddy cars

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by xlMacStroudlx, Aug 20, 2002.

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  1. Deathmage

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    Hmm...

    A man, every Sunday, gets in this bar and orders three mugs o' beer. The First one, he just drank it. The second and third, he held the cup up, muttered something then drank it. The bartender asks him why he does that, one day, and he said "Well, see, one of my brothers are at Australia, and I drink one for him. The other is at America, and I drink one for him, and I drink one for myself."

    One day he walks in the bar but only orders two cups. The bartender walks up to him and says "I'm sorry." and the man replied "Why?"
    "Because one of your brothers died."
    "No, they didn't, actually..." he said. He lifted a mug. "This is for my brother in Australia!" and gulped it. He lifted the second. "This is for my brother in America!" and drank that. "And I don't drink anymore."
     
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  2. Arabwel

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    This is a really bad, bad one...

    What does a blonde call dark hair dye?

    Artificial Intelligence.

    Ara
    (A blond whose hair is dyed black... :) )
     
    Arabwel, Aug 21, 2002
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    Grandma....when will you do your frog immpression? "what my dear? Frog immpression?... yeah because i heard daddy say that when you croak we'll get a small fortune. :lol:
     
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    :lol: That's a good one Mac. Got any more?
     
    Lady Loulex, Aug 21, 2002
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    LOoaaaaaaaaaaads more, okay:

    Its the wedding reception of Prince Charles and lady Diana, and they slip off to a bedroom, spotted by the Queen and Queen mother.

    Later, they hear sounds of, oooh thats tight, thats very tight. The Queen says 'aaaaah, we knew she would be'. Then about 10minutes later they hear, oooh thats evben tighter,oh yea, and the Queen Mother says 'Once a sailor always a sailor'

    ;)

    Another:

    [No. And if you keep posting such, they'll keep getting deleted. Go read our Forum Rules already.]

    Hope you liked em
    i got loaaaaaads mre just ask#

    THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR THE OTHERS!!!

    [ August 21, 2002, 20:23: Message edited by: Taluntain ]
     
    xlMacStroudlx, Aug 21, 2002
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