Animal Attacks

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I got pooped on by a bird while walking in a park in Japan!

I was visiting a family friend on an acreage when I was about 9 or so, and spent a lot of time wandering alone with their 3 dogs and one cat (no one my age to play D&D with!) and the dogs (2 German Sheperds and one little black mongrel) decided to take a run at the cat. The cat would have escaped if she hadn't gotten tangled in a bush. Those dogs were not f***ing around, let me tell you. I hate cats, but I am a big old softie so I stepped in and picked up the stupid thing. I walked back toward the house, and Bill (the guy we were visiting -- he'd seen the whole thing) told me to bring the cat up on the porch. Then he picked up a shovel. The dogs are going spastic trying to get to the cat by this point. Bill tells me to put the cat down, so I do. When the three canines go in for the feline, old Bill lets 'em have it with the flat side of the shovel!

YIPE YIPE YIPE!

Off they ran. The cat took a week to recuperate. That was about 20 years ago, but I still laugh about it to this day. My Dad gave me a Scotch blessing for getting between angry dogs and their targets, though.

 

I was at a friends farm and we were out on his quad bikes just arsing about racing each other. We must have driven too close to their home because about 3 wild pigs came charging out of the bush, horns blazing. It scared the hell out of us and I swear we clocked our top speeds of the day getting the hell out of there.

 

Bee falls under animal kingdom, insects falls under animal kingdom.

As a matter of fact, i did have a poo attack by bird. i told my mother about this and she told me that accoding to our Teochew's tradition, i can ask for a sweet or sugar because of the direct hit on head.

 

My worst attack of many was when I was attacked by an entire swarn of earth wasps. You know those wasps that live in the ground and are highly aggresive? Well I was a stupid kid and had poked around with a stick in their nest. Bad move, the entire swarm came out and attacked me. I got around 200 stings and had to be rushed to the hospital. I was fine though but since then I have been allergic to wasp stings.

 

Teekc, you live in the Guangzhou province? Well i got attacked by a cat and a rat there.

 

Hmm... I got attacked by a dog (beagle) when I was about 7 - bitten on the leg. And then once I tried to rescue a baby bluejay that had fallen out of a tree. I put it in a shoebox and tried to carry it in the house, without recognizing the fact that momma was watching very protectively. She swooped down on me, trying to peck at my head. I quickly put the box down and made a run for it...but she still came after me and tried to get me through the screen door.