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Bad pickup lines

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Darkwolf, May 26, 2004.

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  1. Dark Haired Beauty Gems: 13/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] Some lines I've actually liked

    "See that guy over there...he bet me ten dollars I wouldn't ask the most beautiful girl here to dance. Would you dance with me?"

    while slow dancing: "You know for a tall girl your pretty light on my feet."

    at work: "I usually come in here to check out movies but tonight I came in to check you out"
     
    Dark Haired Beauty, May 27, 2004
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  2. The Kilted Crusader

    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    "Let's knock boots hunny!" if you wanna switch on the charm.
     
    The Kilted Crusader, May 27, 2004
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  3. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

    [ May 27, 2004, 15:42: Message edited by: Splunge ]
     
    Splunge, May 27, 2004
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    Nothing better then bad pickup lines for a good groan.

    After a quick google search:

    Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

    Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

    Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. (she'd probably call the police for that one)

    Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

    Hi. You'll do.

    How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
     
    Shazamdude, May 27, 2004
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  5. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Your one is great, Splunge. It worked for me some time ago, you know? ;)
     
    chevalier, May 27, 2004
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    you must be from jamica because ja make me crazy.
     
    teekc, May 27, 2004
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  7. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot Armed with My Mallet O' Thinking Veteran

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    I actually saw this one attempted. The guy was intending to get slapped - because he had never insulted a girl to the point where she hit him - and he actually didn't get hit for this:

    Do you like apples?

    Yeah, I guess.

    Well, how about I take you outside and **** you up the ***? How would you like them apples?

    She actually laughed and talked to him for the rest of the night.
     
    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot, May 27, 2004
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    Some creep actually tried that on an old girlfriend. She was walking back from playing softball with a bat in her right hand. I probably don't have to say where she hit the guy with it. It was incredibly funny!

    How about: "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"
     
    Rastor, May 28, 2004
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    Hey i got one.


    Hey sweet thang I play 'Dungeons and Dragons', wanna f___?

    I'm telling you bros, if my Mitsubishi Eclipse doesn't lure them in, that always works!! ;)
     
    DrowLicious, May 28, 2004
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  10. Hacken Slash

    Hacken Slash OK... can you see me now?

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    "I have 750 posts on SP...you wanna be next?"

    "I would debate the futility of your socialist stance, but it might serve the good of the State if we just kissed."

    And of course, my tried and true...

    "I once got a pm from chev"
     
    Hacken Slash, May 28, 2004
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  11. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    It works.

    It works.

    It's a shocker ;)
     
    chevalier, May 29, 2004
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    "You wanna fork?" would probably work if she was a unix geek :cool:
     
    metal leper, May 29, 2004
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  13. Beren

    Beren Lovesick and Lonely Wanderer Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Things here have been a bit raunchy in this thread. Can we tone it down some?
     
    Beren, May 29, 2004
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