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Balanitis! Argh!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Mar 5, 2007.

  1. Morgoroth

    Morgoroth Just because I happen to have tentacles, it doesn'

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    Yeah, allways take your own underpants with you when entering military service. Army underpants are killers. The same goes for army socks for that matter.
     
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    oops also wiki'd the word at work without reading the other posts.

    Can't say I have ever had that, and my brief look at the pic makes me hope I never get it.

    I don't see how that would help.
     
  3. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    It's pretty much cleared today. It only usually lasts a few days, mine lasted about 2. Thank God for that!! Was doing my head in! Might pop round our lasses later now ;) .
     
  4. Daie d'Malkin

    Daie d'Malkin Shoulda gone to Specsavers

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    Hehe, gross.
     
  5. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Balanitis? Thrush? Smeg?
    I had no idea what you were talking about. Balanitis is clear now, so I can say that I never had it.
    I'm not very active, but the times that something happened, it was only oral and all girls were pretty decent and fresh. I think I choose my 'companions' wisely. :)

    Edit:
    Warning!
    If you thought the wiki pictures of balanitis were 'unsettling', you do not want to search for Smegma. :aaa:
    For the Dutch: I think this is what we call KopKaas (Head-Cheese) :barf:

    [ March 07, 2007, 18:15: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]
     
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    that majorly sucks. at least you identified it right away. myself, having no medical knowledge whatsoever, if that happened to me i don't know what i'd do :/
     
  7. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    I thought most people knew what it was. It's quite common amongst men of all ages. It's just that not many guys will admit to having it, or had it. But you know me, what you see is what you get :p .
     
  8. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I don't want to get THAT! :D

    I can't remember I had it, at least. Seems logical that small boys could get it pretty easily, but I can't remember anything before my 3rd year, like most.
     
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