Baldur's Gate High School

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This is so good, it might even get me through exams

 

Write some more, I give the content so far.

10/10, LOL

 

(The class is going to RMP (Religious and Moral Philosophy))

Imoen: You hear we have a new RE Teacher?
Cernd: I heard as you did Imoen
Imoen: Pardon?
Cernd: *sigh* I heard there was a new teacher as well
(The class enter the classroom and look at the teacher standing on his chair.
Mr T: Tiax rules all!
Jaheira: Oh no, not him...
Mr T: You! I shall place a mark of insolence on your forehead!
Sarevok: What? Shut up you insane Gnome!
(Mr T casts a spell)
Sarevok: AARGH! My head! Eh? nothings happened
Mr T: Tiax... (gasp) has... seemed to... have shrunk... his... under... undergarments... four... sizes this... day... let me just... catch my breath.
(The class laughs as Tiax tries in vain to catch his breath)
Mr T: When Tiax rules! Britches shall not ride up so wedge-like!
(There is a knock on the door)
Mr T: Enter Tiaxs' throne room, and know you are nothing but dust on his cabinet!
Hrothgar: Excues me, is this Icewind dale High School?
Mr T: This is Mighty Tiaxs' citadel of power! The temple of his magnificence!
Hrothgar: Er, is that a no?
Mr T: Yes, this is Baldurs Gate High School.
Hrothgar: My mistake, my apologies.
MrT: Yes! Beg for forgivness! You are but the grease for the wheels of my rule, silence the squeking of the pupils!
Hrothgar: I think I'll leave now...
(He leaves... quickly. Meanwhile Imoen had stood on her chair and moved the clock forward 45 minutes, therfor, the bell rang)
Mr T: Remember what you've learnt today! Tiax Rules all! Right an essay displaying his magnificence!
Imoen: (groan) I think I'll have to 'borrow' a book from candlekeep on mad gnomes

(There is a 'bzzt' noise as the speakers suddenly fizz into action)
Speakers: Is this on? Hello? Ah yes the little red light is on. Students this is thys headmaster, a pop-star has come to see thee in the main hall, I urge ye to go there immediatly, ack! get off you stupid imp, whymust you spend time poking the elderly? bbzzzzzzfthht
Imoen: A Popstar? I wonder who it is?
Aerie: ooh! What if it is H-Haer'Dalis!
Imoen: Not likely, he is a smooth talker though isn't he? He could talk his way in here!
Jaheira: It could be Garrick or Eldoth
Aerie: Who?
Imoen: Garrick couldn't talk about anything than lady Irlana, even then he'd need someone to tell him what to say, and Eldoth? no way, he is so full of himself, and always goes on about girls.
(The class get to the hall)
Haer'Dalis: Ah! This sparrow has come to perform to the dove and her friends!

Tune in for more BGHS, this lot isn't as good I know, but when you've been on the computer for two days, parents aren't keen to let you on the PC for another few, tough to them! See you later!

 

Kewl, so how many subjects do they have anyway?

 

Cool, Tiax, somehow reminds me of our RE teacher, 8people, I wonder why that is?

 

8people, this high school thing is funny. I look forward to reading more of it, maybe be encouraged just the teeniest bit to going to high school.

 

This could get me through the last three weeks remaining at school.

 

This is real coomedy.It's a 10/10.Write somemore please.(Make Edwina return and become a teacher.)

 

nice work, 9/10, the first ones 10/10