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Bowel Movements…and the many names given to such things. (Bathroom Humor)

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Kitrax, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    It was a Navy term.

    In the Navy, human waste is collected in the CHT System. CHT tanks are usually pumped overboard while at sea, this is occasionally referred to as "releasing wrinkle necks into the wild."
     
  2. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Dropping the kids off at the pool.
     
  3. Death Rabbit

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    Top of the list already. New material, HB... :p
     
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    I once heard one being referred to as 'The Meteor', it goes back to my days at boarding school. One day one of the boys in the dorm found the biggest butt nugget in one of the toilet bowls. It was wedged firmly into the s-bend at one end, and it cleared the top of the bowl easily. Due to its size, width x diameter, it was referred to as The Meteor. I remember one of the guys exclaiming 'Who on earth could have dropped that?!?'. No one owned up to it, and as far as I know no one to this day knows who did it...except me...
     
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    Leaving your fecal matter in the toilet without flushing it has been refererred to by some people of my acquaintance as "leaving a chocolate surprise." I have adapted that to asking "who left a lemonade surprise?" when someone does the same trick with their urine.
     
  6. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Heh. We call it "leaving a Secret Santa" in my family. Because it's a special present you didn't ask for, you don't know who it came from and it's always a surprise. :spin:

    Poop.
     
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