Don't know if this has been done before....But

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Now there is a major difference in people's attitude to life. Instead of influencing others I would like to get something for me. A bunch of Tenser Transformations, M. Swords and some potions of mind focusing and insight.

 

Thanks again Sir Bel and Satiana!

 

I'd want limited wish so I could get my own Magic Boot of Idiot Removal +5 to give some people a swift kick in the @$$ with.

 

Fireball - to clear traffic, hehe. Then mass resurection, after all I am no murderer.

Emotion and other mind manipulating spells - they do more damage and are mor fun for the caster than humble magic missile.

Improved invisiblity - I like to do the things on my own, and sometimes wish to be unnoticed. Walk into people's houses and listen to their private conversations, their aspirations and ambitions, see them the way they are when they *think* nobody watches them... too kewl

Fly - needs any comments?

And finally Time Stop - to recover the wasted time, and waste some more. To exist outside of the time and be alone for once on a whole new plane of existence. To come up with decisiouns without hurry, or better yet know that u always can stop the time and with that knowledge never have to use the spell at all, for u will always make the decisiouns right on Time

 

Way to go Shura! That's a very convincing Glabrezu impersonation!

Indeed, I would give you high marks for it.

Personally, while I agree with some of your views and have suffered as you before (and maybe will again in the future), there are concepts that I do not agree with.

But still, I kind of miss talking like a Glabrezu myself. There's a kind of magic catharsis when one can say that those bigoted FOOLS who consider others inferior to them are actually no better, perhaps even worse than the things they blindingly condemn.

Chaos Hammer, Word of Chaos, and finally Mechanus Cannon. After all the false logic has been BROKEN down, let the true logic of Mechanus judge the illogical.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

resurrect or a strong cure spell, I could be the next florence nightingale

 

I'd strongly prefer healing to resurrect.
a) system shock
b) r. works only on some

Lo, I know you didn't mean it that way, but your (fireball & resurrect) tactics would be a torturers dream.

 

lol, there's a bit of sadism in me, Silroth Besides maybe that would teach people to use public transport, clearing the air and making freewas free for me. I'm also a bit egoistic u see

 

So what the hell are you doing out there on my roads!!!!

 

i think silence is my favourite (esp. when my wife complains that i'm spending more time with BG than with her)

 

I'm driving u mad, Silroth I had a friend who kept teasing me by telling me of the accidents he heard which happenned on the day with the car exactly like mine... Why do men always think they are better drivers?

 

I would like Feeblemind reserved for Gvmt officials like IR, Customs etc inspectors! They really are the true scum of the Earth. Hmm, perhaps together with modern architects...

Damn, of course the spell would be totally ineffective, since it would appear to already be applied.

 

Lo, thats easy! We know that statistics lie.

 

I'd have sleep. I'm always getting insomnia. And it'd be useful for getting out of crap conversations.