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Farmer breaks his tackle

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Oct 26, 2005.

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    He could consider fixing those vital parts and straightening things out. Who knows, maybe someday he might be able to use that broken little tool of his once more. If he isn't *too* old then. :D

    Strange incident nevertheless. It was like he was feeling all smug when suddenly the bomb drops.
     
    Wordplay, Oct 27, 2005
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    no, it is actually very uhm... bendable? and i don't think any realistic ammount of weight could dammage it that hard , unless there was some counterwieght or ressistance
     
    Balle, Oct 27, 2005
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    i think it is mainly the speed with which the sack drops. If the shock is hard enough I can surely imagine things to *snap*
     
    LeFleur, Oct 27, 2005
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    Even if he was carrying it over his shoulder, that's only half a meter; I doubt it could pick up much speed before it hit. You might get a full meter if he was holding the sack over his head, but even then you still couldn't build up much speed. There had to be something else in play.
     
    Felinoid, Oct 27, 2005
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    Huh huh huh...
    :D
     
    Tassadar, Oct 27, 2005
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    @ Balle

    It should be, but when you get this *really* hard hard-on, it's a pain to try to bend it into any direction, much less try to loose it up a second before 100 kg of grain smashes on it.
     
    Wordplay, Oct 28, 2005
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    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

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    I second that. Unless it's a sloppy semi, it's not as bendable as some people think.
     
    Susipaisti, Oct 28, 2005
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    Sure, it's painful, but it can be done. Assuming that it wasn't trapped or crushed, it should have sprung back after the bag passed, and all he'd have was a bit of a twinge for the rap on the nethers. :shake:
     
    Felinoid, Oct 28, 2005
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    This is ridiculous. How would one drop anything on one's member in such a way as to injure it if they were fully clothed? And if he wasn't fully clothed, what the hell was he doing moving grain sacks around in the buff? Silliness.
     
    Blackthorne TA, Oct 28, 2005
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    Farmers round here tend to wear light and comfortable clothes for work, nothing as constricting as jeans. Guess this isn't much different elsewhere. Perhaps he was wearing something like a jumpsuit.
     
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    yea... or dress only going to his waist!

    well i thinks it's pretty bendable at the root after all... but i guess your right


    i think this is a weird discussion
     
    Balle, Oct 29, 2005
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    Overalls are not very tight and most farmers tend to work in them due to the ease of use and overall comfort. They tend to be fairly baggy at the waist and crotch regions. Now in my mind I see a fit farmer wearing overalls getting an erection that goes at about a 45 degree angle up. Dropping a 100kg sack of grain off of his shoulder/chest straight down probably would have just smacked his penis. However if it came down on him at the right angle to collapse his penis I can see some major damage done. We also haven't thought of this possiblity. He might be very well endowed and just caught the bag on the end of his penis causing extreme force at the base. SNAP
     
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    Arahar, Oct 29, 2005
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    If that's really the case, then I'd say "poor his young wife". :hahaerr:
     
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