Favourite cheesy/B movies

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@Newfie If I was in the wood with THAT girl, I won't be scared of Canibals

 

The first Kickboxer! I must have seen that a hundred times!

 

Oh...Kickboxer and Commando, talk about classics

I wonder if I can break a palmtree by kicking it with my bare feet

Or kill a whole island of fully armed soldiers by myself

 

Cyborg and Bloodsport! Those old Van Damme movies are so cheesy yet so good.

Hammer House of Horror movies are great as are Amicus Productions.

 

Point taken, Sleepless. But I bet you would still be sleepless.

 

I loved Final Destination 2. Even though the movie was truely awful, the deaths were just so funny, I was laughing through the entire movie. Definately a great one.

 

Oh I thought of another nice and smelly cheeseball - Critters! How can you go wrong with evil alien porcupines? Also, special mention must go to the scene where the shape changing alien bounty hunter is given a playboy magazine to emulate and after shifting proceeds to remove a giant staple from her stomache.

 

Student Bodies.

 

The Toxic Avenger. Classic, man, just classic!

 

Ah yes, the Toxic Avenger, my god that was cheesy delight. You have to love exploding heads simulated using a melon and food colouring. I guess that means that Scanners should get an honourable (or should that be dishonourable? ) mention too!

 

If cheezy, badly simulated, gore is your thing, then Braindead should definately be in with a mention. That was so over the top it was ridiculously funny.

 

Anything with Chuck Norris. Any film in which the main character can kill 5000 men with a pistol and then give a thumbs up afterwards counts as a classic in my book

 

The problem with Chuck Norris movies is that they are oh-so-cheesy, but not particularly enjoyable.

Oh well, it depends on what type of cheese you're in the mood for

 

Does Equilibrium count as a B movie? I loved it. Pitch Black was great as well.

 

Off Topic:

We had a local movie here that had the lead hero hold the sharp side of a knife in front of his revolver. Pull the trigger, and killed two bad guys who were running away. That's half-a-bullet for each baddy. Cheesy enough?

 

'Critters' and the 'Evil Dead' series are brilliant.

I wonder, why didn't anyone mention 'Freejack' in this thread? Mick Jagger rocks (excuse the pun) as a bad guy.

 

I can't believe nobody here has mentioned the Tremors movie series! Those are, like, the best B-movies of all time. Especially the fourth one, with the little baby graboid(s).

Or has nobody here even heard of them? Either way, I still say the entire Tremors series is my favourite.

 

I would agree with you regarding the first Tremors film but I didn't really care for the second one. The t.v. series was quite lame too.

 

About the television series: Agreed. The tv run was terrible. But I rather liked the second movie, myself. Personally, T4 was my favourite, followed by T1, then T2, then T3, and then after a huge gap, the Television Series.

I first saw the original at twelve-thirty in the morning when I was seven. I did not sleep easily for several nights. And it didn't help that my room was in our basement. Eek.

 

I just saw 'Walking Tall' starring the Rock and jonny Knoxville. I had some serious steven 'bonebreaker' Segal flashbacks. The film was mediocre at best but the cheesy lines and the old fashioned cheesy fight scenes were great. The Rock is really shaping up to be this era's bone breaking actor