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In the blacklake district there are a few houses with either "disgruntled man," or "Disgruntled women," now that on it's own is funny i thought. BUT WAIT. when you talk to them you get the choice to say something along the lines of house security call. They answer rather perplexed as they have no idea what you mean. You say (Again along the lines of...) "Yes house security. Nobles just like you die in their houses EVERY day. So you pay me gold to protect you."
**gulp** "Every day you say?"
"Yes every day, nobles just like your next door neighboor, or....YOU!!"
"AHHH okay here take the money..." and so on.
Also a man you can meet, you can tell him that you have a cure for the plague, he gives you a hundred gold and then asks for you to hand over the cure, then asks why you are smiling, and then spews a stream of obsenities.
Now the last one has to be with one of the prostitutes in ophala's.
"Enough talk, let's nock boots honey!!"

 

The henchmen's stories are funny.

 

When does she says that, Slappy? I have to try that some time!!

 

Deathmage, in Chapter Two, you've got to be really nice and sensitive to her. After you've gotten some of the cult discovery stuff done, she'll get very friendly. You then have that option. If anyone actually selected this, I would be curious to know what her response is.

 

There are two blokes standing by the entrance to the war zone in chapter 4. Pressing the tab key to check my PCs health, I saw "Wounded Soldier - Uninjured." I was amused.

 

Also, to add to the above post, in the cleric trial in the prelude where you have to cure an "injured" person, if you press tab, you'll see that he's in fact uninjured...

 

Tomi´s "Yoink, not yet stupid" part was unfortenatly(sp) the only real funny thing I found.

I´m missing Volo, Elminster and Boo. *sniff*

 

Just playing through again and heading for the archaeologist camp...

Jax: Oh, a fellow scholar are you? Let me tell you about my research.

Jax: I am talking about a creator race. Very fascinating actually. I believe they lived thousands of years ago and I think one of their ruins lies somewhere around here.

To which my not-so-bright fighter replies:
PC: So you are looking for dead things?

 

When Tomi said "Let's kill that lizard bitch," I thought that was pretty funny.

 

Check out the chicken's descripition:

A chicken stares at the road. Prehaps it want's to cross it?

And a middle cow in a field has a funny description too:

This cow gives a moo moo here, a moo moo there...

No lies, these are real

 

So, compared to BG2, NWN has pretty boring humour.

I really miss those witty dialoges from BG2.

 

There's something else I miss from BG2. I think it was called a "good single player game." Yeah, thats it.