Funniest Baldur's Gate II moment? (spoilers inside)

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My favourites have already been said, but anyway:

- Jan's story the dung ogre Ano was awesome, finally put that pompous a$$ in his place

- the dialogue with Minsc and the Pirate Captain was amoung it not the top amoung my favourites!

- the craxy elf wizard at Watchers' Keep gave me quite a hoot

- Tiax in general, he's just so great!

- the Spectator beholder at the sahuagin city ws pretty good

- Minsc always manages to put a smile on your face when he talks if it ain't a laugh, "Boo will have clean shavings you evil b@$%@#&$!" I can't remember the rest but that was at the end and it was awesome!

- Jan also manages to give me a laugh or a smile with some of his outrageous stories

 

Keldorn calls Cernd an ass, Cernd wonders if it isn't taboo for paladins to say 'ass', Keldorn asks why he would think it would be so, and Cernd replies that he wondered because it is taboo for druids to say 'tomato'.

 

I'm trying (unsuccessfully) to remember what Korgan says to the soldiers (in ToB) in Saradush that are harassing a waitress in an inn.

It's something about seeing violence in their eyes, then he insults them.....I know I enjoyed that, though I'm doing a poor job of relaying why - can anyone here re-play that conversation better ?

 

I haven't seen that one with Cernd and Keldorn. I must admit, though, that I almost always have Cernd in my group but I rarely have Keldorn.

Cernd does, however, have an amusing jab at Edwina where he talks about luscious valleys and such like.

 

And what about Licalor ? Some of his speechs are great.

My favorite are
- adventures in ToB (those who bring Gaunt's eye)
- minsc and pirate cpt.
- beholder in sendai lair

 

My favourite is Jaheira snickering after killing her tutor, Dermin (have seen it just yesterday).
Never knew she had it in her...