funniest NPC reactions

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The best ias the dialog with Jaheira in the prison.. She was so pissed of that she didn't wan't to travel with me anymore and that was just after I set her free I really hate that girl and it's cool you can annoy her

 

I've always liked Jan's response when you kick him out of the party and he tries bribing you with a turnip to let him stay.

 

I love the one between Korgan and Imoen, they just start yelling at each other, calling names and all. Korgan starts it something like that: You are so weak, I am tired of rescuing your ass, you are useless, and she goes: you are stinky and dirty, and so on and so forth. Finally he says: Gorion should be proud of you, you have mastered the art of abuse as well as any dwarf ever could, you are fine lass. And she: thank you (giggles).

 

I remember that one. Cracked me up when I first heard it.

Imoen calls Korgan a gully dwarf and he actually thinks she's a better person for it!

 

The dialogues i think i laughed most at are the ones involving the spectator beholder. Th eway he is so sarcastic, especially in TOB, gets me every time

 

I think this one is pretty funny: If you rest right before you go to kill Mel while having a romance with Vic, she sais something like this: Let's kiss for the last time, and Imoen goes: You get straight to it right in the middle of everything, don't you?
In general I find it funny how the romance dialogues pop up sometimes in the middle of a battle. Best time for love-talks, hah?

 

In a romance with Viconia, she asks (finally :-P) to sleep together for the first time. When you wake she says something like: "I tought you looked like a man, but after tonight I know you're just a boy in an armor". I felt really hurt...

 

Ban'Darlae : ahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-aHa-haaaaa .....
Never was in that situation (quite obviously) but still couldn't help laughing my head off.
Whee, thanx for this moment of merryment in this otherwise gloomy day.

 

I love the whole new adventurers dialouge, where they try to kill you and save and reload.

 

I think all of jans dialogues are really funny, but the best of the bunch is a dialogue with valygar. (correct me if I'm wrong about person) Valygar asks how Jan came into the party. You can start a conversation about owing some cousin of jans, and jan will jump in and really start winding valygar up. A true gem.

 

Cespenar: Mmm? What's this? You gots hammer? Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for day, he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator. Very bad week, that.


Keldorn: Imoen! What... are you pawing at me yet again? Do you think I do not notice? You are attempting to pickpocket me, aren't you?!
Imoen: Well, no... I just...
Keldorn: Just what? Out of it, girl. I won't have a party member stealing from me.
Imoen: No, no, that's not it! I... I was just... I was just trying to find out if you're as muscular under your armor as you look.
Keldorn: Eh? What's this?
Imoen: Oh, I know that you're married and all that, Keldorn... but do you have *any* idea how good you look? I... I can't help myself, I just want to touch you all the time!
Keldorn: Imoen! I... I have a daughter that is the same age as you!
Imoen: I don't know what it is, Keldorn... maybe it's the Bhaal essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild!
Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I... I had no idea I had this affect on you...
Imoen: Oh, get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh. (giggle!) Here's your ring back. I won't take it again, I promise.


Oriana: Why, Lord Keldorn! You've jumped into a river to avoid me, before, and here you are! Have you... changed your mind? (chuckle)
Keldorn: Er...ah...my lady! I...I am a married man!
Oriana: I don't mind. And, somehow, neither does Lady Maria, I think.
Keldorn: That is quite enough of that! I...ah...I have urgent business elsewhere. Excuse me, my lady.


(I like seeing Keldorn getting owned lol)

Oh and this is from another forum.. which I found so funny.

"My party and I are traveling through the Underdark Drow city, trembling on every corner that someone will recognize us as impostors. Everyone is quiet, and even Aerie stopped her whining about being underground. The city is sealed off and the demonic ritual is about to begin. Hiding in the shadows, we are on our way to replace the real dragon eggs with the fake ones, as suddenly Anomen yells out : "Wait, someone approaches, and I think I recognize his form"......The whole party stops dead, our jaws dropped, as the messenger bringing the letter of Anomen's father's death comes over. O.O..... While we are beating our heads on the walls, trying to get out of this cursed dungeon and running deathly errands, that guy, apparently breezed past the elves, and the tunnels, and the dragon, AND the drow guards, and heck, he probably asked a mindflayer or a beholder for directions (and RECEIVED them)!!!

Needless to say, I had to reload the game, since Anomen couldn't really compete with his messenger and just dash off to avenge his father. But, talk about job devotion of some people..."

[ March 26, 2004, 23:37: Message edited by: PrincessSuzie ]

 

Cespenar in general is funny. Also when you put Minsc as the group leader it is entertaining.

 

I laughed today when I returned to my Thieves Guild to discover Renal was still asking for tribute from me...though I had killed him, Aran and the entire Guild a couple of weeks earlier.