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Discussion in 'BG2: Throne of Bhaal (Classic)' started by shadow_thief, Jul 6, 2001.

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  1. Todfaust Gems: 1/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Haha, yes that was pretty funny too
    that had me laughing out loud :)
     
    Todfaust, Jul 17, 2001
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  2. Sir Yerril of Morningmist Guest

    ROTFLMAO! Tere's a little cutscene, wher the thief goes "Now...ATTACK". The mage casts magic missile, and one missile comes out. Then you turn into the slayer, slay everyone, and its says *thief* reloads, and it goes back to before the fight.

    Bwahahahahaaaaa!!!
     
    Sir Yerril of Morningmist, Jul 17, 2001
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  3. Lord Praetor Munir Gems: 11/31
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    oh this is if you have Edwin and Imoen in your party and you're facing the Imprisoned One:

    "*Now* she has a bad feeling. I see the Bhaal Blood within her has suddenly gifted the brat with the miraculous powers of pre-cognition. Let us be careful friends, now that we have her warning!"

    Edwin's sarcasm never fails to make me laugh... of course, soon this imprisoned one will kick my hiney painfully...
     
    Lord Praetor Munir, Jul 21, 2001
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    When Cespenar says something like hes goin to look through your undies.
    Or
    Minsc: Boo! Where Are You Boo?
    Jan: Lost Something HEHEH Minscy?
    etc
     
    SPROUTY, Jul 22, 2001
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    i've only started playing it, seeming i got it yesterday, but i have finished the town under sige by the fire giants quest, and the funniest person so far has to be the imp in your pocket dimension.
    "oh don't you think it would be quicker to just empty your bag all over the floor?"
    and other things too, but i forgot em so....
     
    theholygit, Jul 22, 2001
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  6. Lord Praetor Munir Gems: 11/31
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    oh this has got to be the best!!

    Minsc when attacking an enemy: You will not teach my hamster to suck it!
     
    Lord Praetor Munir, Jul 22, 2001
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    I was really laughing when I first heard this conversation between Minsc and Nalia:

    Nalia- minsc, I wanted a moment to say something to you.

    Minsc- Boo and I always have time to peak to our friends, right Boo?

    Nalia- Eh, yes. Well, I just wanted to say that your unwavering fight for goodness has been a great influence on me.

    Minsc- And now you would like a hamster.

    Nalia- What?

    Minsc- Just a guess.
     
    Silvershade, Jul 23, 2001
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    Korgan also had a funny speach to Nalia in SoA, but I forgot the whole of it...started out with Korgan telling her she was overtall...I just remember it making me laugh.
     
    Subra, Jul 25, 2001
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  9. DemoGorgon Guest

    Minsc does not say "You will not teach my hamster to suck it", he says "You will not teach my hamster to suck eggs!"

    the best is when jan steals boo and Minsc calls him a "Tricky litle gnome." idk why but that is just funny
     
    DemoGorgon, Jul 27, 2001
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    [​IMG] Boo thinks therefore I am! ~Minsc :D :D :D
     
    Wildfire, Jul 29, 2001
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    I loved the bit in SOA when the guy tries to sell your party the Planar sphere.
    He tries to sell it to Minsc, Jahiera, Nalia that I know of......
    (paraphrased because I'm lazy)
    Dibblerish-fellow: You there, with painted head - wanna buy the sphere?
    Minsc: Boo says it is too big to fit in my pocket, and it would be stupid to buy something I can't carry about.
    Jahiera's is boring, Nalia's also until she says "Who would fall for that?" and Minsc says "Hmmm, very big for 500gp, what do you think, Boo?"

    [This message has been edited by Ironbeard (edited July 29, 2001).]
     
    Ironbeard, Jul 29, 2001
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    [​IMG] Jan Jansen is the funniest mofo I've ever seen. Him combined with Anomen's overeagerness to gain the approval of the party, Jan just torchs him. After Anomen makes one of his endless boasts, Jan launched into an uproariously funny story about the orc king in search for a dung matress. I'm not going to spoil it (because I dont remember it) but it is so funny.
     
    Salvanas, Jul 30, 2001
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    Cespenar (singing) "I'm just a slaaave, workin', slaavin awaaay..."

    "What? You uses sling? You is big sissy?"
     
    Volar Blackmane, Jul 30, 2001
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    Demogorgon, you know... I have waited many tiems to hear Minsc hear that and after 2 fortunate occurences, i still think Minsc said suck it and not suck eggs...

    sucking eggs just dont make sense anyway..
     
    Lord Praetor Munir, Jul 31, 2001
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    [​IMG] Cespenar: "Big weapon this...you... overcompensating maybe"

    Minsc actually says "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs"
    (It comes from the saying "go suck an egg")



    [This message has been edited by Xenecor (edited July 31, 2001).]
     
    Xenecor, Jul 31, 2001
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    nope... minsc says" you will not teach my hamster to suck eggs!" I have heard it quite a few times now.. .and nearly pissed myself laughing :D
     
    Kitiara, Jul 31, 2001
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    This is from SOA but i still think it is funny. the time after you free minsc and Imoen ask's how he hid it.

    Minsc=Dont leave questions better asked to wise sages for Boo is quick and nimble and their is ever so much of Minsc to search!!

    Imoen=Eww i dont want to think about that to much
     
    LonnieTheLazy, Aug 5, 2001
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    [​IMG] This was not an actual dialogue but just after giving 1000GP to the Priest in Amkethran, Nalia pipes up with "How are we helping the needy doing this?".

    10/10 for timing Nalia :D
     
    The_Kraken, Aug 5, 2001
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  19. shadow_thief Guest

    These quotes are GREAT!!!!! Sorry if I haven't been answering, my last post was the last post I posted before I went to Nova Scotia for 2 weeks. Thus I haven't noticed my topic(amazingly) and I just noticed it just now. I think this was kind of funny but oh well:

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    Melissan saying this after the 2nd battle wit your party.
    No!!!! Too strong!!! Damn you!!!!
     
    shadow_thief, Aug 6, 2001
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  20. Angel of Def Gems: 1/31
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    Edwin when you choose him in the abyss: One more hour of standing about and I swear, POOF, fireball!
     
    Angel of Def, Aug 23, 2001
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