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Funny TV quotes

Discussion in 'Sensorium' started by Felinoid, Mar 5, 2006.

  1. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    The Simpsons churns out another gem.
    EDIT: Same episode...
    [ April 14, 2006, 01:54: Message edited by: Felinoid ]
     
  2. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Oh man, we'll be here all day if we start wheeling out classic Simpsons quotes. There are so many! This, at least, is one thing that Felinoid and I have in common.

     
  3. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Oh, and the classic BBQ/vegetarian episode! How could I forget that one? It starts with Lisa discovering vegetarianism, but Homer coincidentally is throwing a barbeque. Through a series of comedic events, Lisa becomes enraged at them shoving their meat-eating ways in her face (literally, at one point), and pushes the barbeque, complete with roasting pig, over a hill.
    But the funniest part of all that is quite simply the quote: "It's just a little airborne!" :lol:
     
  4. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Classic.
     
  5. Elfen Lied

    Elfen Lied The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to

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    here a couple from quagmire
    "hello, 911, yeah its quagmire, no no its in a window this time"

    "you couls whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks each, or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks each, what, dont look at me like that, fat chicks need love too but they gotta pay"

    "damn this itches, i wonder who gave it to me, probably that skank who needed a ride to the bus station, last time i do anybody a favour, god the must of heard me, oh god i can hear me, dadanenene"

    and a few from stewie
    "Nooo Damn you! You're one of them, aren't you... What are they paying you, I'll double it. I'll give you whatever you want. Money. Women. ...Men?"

    "Oh rest assured you relentless heritan, I expect I'll shall finish them all off! ... And you as well..."

    "Well then - my goal becomes clear... the brocolli must die!"
     
  6. Susipaisti

    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

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    From Seinfeld:
    What cracks me up the most is the use of "frowned upon."
     
  7. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Simpsons pukes up another gem. (Wait, is "pukes" the word I want to use here? ...Yeah...Yeah, definitely pukes. :roll: )
     
  8. Susipaisti

    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

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    From Cracker:
     
  9. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Simpsons again.
    So close, and yet so very far... :shake:
     
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