Girls, I mean no offence, but...

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If we ask another guy, then we risk exposing ourselves. Not gonna happen. On and off switch is great.

(Though I would never object to experimenting by tweaking all the different knobs and buttons to see if I can get her lights to flash. )

 

Playing with buttons is fun indeed

 

What this button do?
Oh I love flashy lights!
What would the world be without this complicated beings?

 

*Homer Simpson voice* It's funny 'cause it's true!

 

Heh. I'd seen the first graph before. Not the others though.

The thing that's so funny with women is that while I was a kid (up to about 20 years of age) I always took these things as jokes. Now I know the jokes are there just to make the already existing properties of women appear humorous and bearable to us men.

Women are just like that, complicated, emotional (which is not always a good thing, obviously), illogical, explosive, expensive, irrational and beautiful. And sadly, it's exactly the thing that makes them so intriguing, yet so incredibly annoying at the same time.

 

Speak for yourself, Foradasthar; I would rather throw away the grenade than keep it in my hands.

[ August 06, 2004, 14:00: Message edited by: Wirhe ]

 

Wirhe, grenades are only dangerous if you pull the pin.

 

But when you are blindfolded and can't see that you are pulling the pin...

 

Unless you completely don't know what you are hanging on to then you will still be darn careful not to pull the pin on a grenade even if you can't see it. I also know I have a very strong chance of winning this arguement because I'm a woman

 

Maybe, so I'll say 'simply' that you didn't. My metaphora, I win. Singles unite.

(Don't stop to think that )

 

Hmm, yeah, right,

*polishes her new sword*

 

Even if women are grenades, TNT, or C4; most men willingly stand in line to join the bomb squad.

Me thinks men forget how much time their girlfriends spend waiting on them watching them play sports, browse the auto department, drooling over plasma screen televisions in the electronics departments and drinking with their buddies watching sports. If it wasn't for females all guys would have would be food, beer, cars and sports

 

And thats a perfect life for a guy.

 

Well, add a female for getting cold ones and for the occasional snuggle and you have the perfect life. Mmmm, cold beer.

 

Hehe, joacqin, havnt you seen the clip that appears on things like "you've been framded" and "Kirsty's Home Videos" or other camcorder spoof programs, where the guy has trained his dog to get cold ones for him.

 

My point exactly.

 

Stop whining.

Isn't that what women are supposed to do?

 

Well I don't like sports I don't care much for cars so withoud girls the only thing left are food and drinks? How about Music?

 

Games. You forget games. Especially the nerdy roleplaying ones!

Edit: Come to think of it, there's the answer to all our problems. We -men- need a quickload switch. Since we can't ever figure women out anyway (and I doubt the computers can either, those beings don't work by logics as we all know), we need to be able to save before they explode so we can load and try everything differently until it works.

Man: Hey, fetch me a beer will ya?
Woman: What!? You lazy emotionally handicapped idiot! Go get it yourself!
*QUICKLOAD*
M: Hey sweet honeylovepumpkin, can you please get a beer for me just this once?
W: Oh don't you think your fancy words will get you out of this one! I'm done with your ... (yaddayaddayadda)!
*QUICKLOAD*
M: Luv, I bought a new ruby necklace for you...
W: Oooh you're the best man a girl can ever wish for!
M: Nothing I wouldn't do for you my love... But I'm a bit thirsty, could you be so kind as to get a beer for me from the fridge?
W: Of course my tiger, anything you say!
(Happy end of story)

 

@DHB: Women are C-4 and men are self-taught sappers

/me fixes his glasses and puts on protective gloves. "Red goes with blue, yellow goes with green..." *BOOM* "Actually, yellow goes with white..."

Women are pretty much rational and understandable when they put some effort in it, just like women. They aren't even always less likely to bother.

Especially if they use proper grammar, punctuation, spelling and syntax, I can understand them pretty well.