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One of the first things I got searching for my real name was my grandmother's obit from January 2004. Thanks a lot for the salt.

 

I actually got something pretty interesting...

http://www.rubycovenant.com.au/viewtopic.php?p=6791

Preview that post to see what I am talking about.

 

OMG http://www.ofelix.com/ The hell?

Also in Google image Ofelix's first image was a snail with the portugal flag, wtf? http://veritas.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/retoma2-thumb.JPG

 

Well, what do you know; "Wirhe" returns only 6,240 results, of which only a few are actually sensible. Those that are, what a surprise, are tracks left by me on purpose (my site, forums, profiles). So yeah; my nick is pretty original. Except for those two fakes, one on Suomi24 (some troll) and the second one being some sort of a rock'n'roll junkie.

 

Not surprisingly, I get about 495,000,000 entries found.

I get 2 million hits for my real name. I'm sure one of the sites really DO refer to me, but there's a lot of them to dig through.

If I use my nickname / university alias, then I get 4 hits, all of which are directly related to me and me only.

 

"Bion needs activities that are functional and meaningful to his immediate needs and capabilities..."

"Bion needs to be blasted out of the skies."

"Bion needs additional funds to continue its operations which it has severely limited."

 

Just tried it with my proper name. Seems there's a free ebook named after me.

 

1,310,000 hits

"SABER NEEDS A HOME!"
"Jedi Jim's Saber shack, for all you saber needs."
"Bev Saber needs more research."
"...when Ella sees that Saber needs her, she is determined to help."
"Your 'saber' needs length, girth, and width."
"Saber needs a constant companion that will give her loads of love and affection."
"Saber needs to invent and draw a penalty."
"You saber needs a bit of work." I do not!

When I looked for my real name:
"Adam needs to Shower Petition."
"Re: Adam needs a printer." Yes I do.
"Adam needs as much help as possible!"
"After all, Adam needs to eat his carrots."

Alot of the other "Adam needs" involved children up for adoption, some because their parents didn't want their birth defects.

[ October 15, 2005, 02:06: Message edited by: Saber ]

 

Pfft...I just got random forum postings of which I wrote. So I tried my real name and I got these:

• Aaron Needs a Tracheostomy
• Aaron needs to learn how to count
• Aaron needs to loose some weight ( I'm only 170LBS as it is!)
• Aaron needs to understand that he is not “dumb.”
• Aaron needs a miracle!
• Aaron needs a job! (I have one!)
• Aaron needs some oxycontin. (isn't that a nasty drug of some sort?)
• Aaron needs to get his motor pulled so Phil can re-build it. (Actually, I need a re-built transmission)

And for the best two, taken from the same website listed on google:

• Aaron needs to trust his stuff and pound the strike zone.
• Aaron needs to get some new boxers.

That made me laugh.

 

Only three results, all to SP. So I tried my first name (29,900,000 results) and the second link I found was to a post by someone named Jeff who had tried the same thing.

• "Jeff NEEDS a shoe (not the special ones the doctor insisted he would be wearing for the rest of his life)"
• "Jeff's support circle addresses his life-long needs"
• "Jeff needs to come visit his friends in Texas soon"
• "Jeff needs your help to bring the right priorities to Capitol Hill"
• "Old Jeff needs your help again"
• "Jeff needs a very solid, experienced family who can provide him with structure and day-to-day consistency"
• "Jeff needs to survive, travel and to interact with the world"
• "Jeff needs to get his game back on track"

 

12,900,000 results
With my first name, none at all with my surname as well

• Needs to Encourage a More Meaningful Dialogue
• Needs Get Fuzzy. Get Fuzzy. Get Fuzzy.
• NEEDS YOUR VOTE!
• Needs an airport that is focused on its hub but also on those travelers.
• Needs Bob's attention and humor.
• Education Special Needs.
• Needs to upgrade and expand its transportation infrastructure and services

Strange stuff indeed.

 

Mine are all NWN or BoM related.... see?

 

As Gnarfflinger: About 44 links to stuff I contributed to various message boards (In case you haven't heard, I'm quite mouthy.)

My real name has found:
a few lecturers and professors
a Poet
an actor that was in Von Helsing, Hunt for Red october, Mummy Returns, Shanghai Knights
a character on Y&R
a major league baseball player born in the 1880's
at least one other person with a home page
a VP of IT at some company
an Analytical Chemist
a few obituaries (but I feel fine, honest)
A real estate agent in Idaho
A JTTF agent
A contact person for a Catholic organization at a University
A couple british boxers
A black actor from New Zealand
A PGE trainee
A road safety officer

I gave up after about the first 200 references. I have not rule dout finding myself, but didn't have time or patience to see if I was on there...

 

The dragonfly needs to pump fluid through the veins in its wings to uncrumple them.

If there is a day that the dragonfly needs food, and is not sunny, then it may eat a dead fly or mosquito

"I need you, like the dragonfly needs the rain"

.. Dragonfly needs some Lovin'. ...

 

right "apathetic empath needs" (with the quotes) gets nothing; without the quotes only gets about 200 hits, the first and third are about someone ELSE by the nic of 'AE' chatting about or reviewing anime (or something, I'm completely unable to find any actual matches on the sites themselves...)

The *second* hit is here on BoM "It needs more development .....profile for Apathetic Empath"

The rest get even more fragmented - apathetic... needs... empath... etc.

"empath needs" (my usual handle; I felt a little bummed out when I signed up here ) gets some interesting stuff:

"Meshuggah - war = Empath needs new pants!" (from a devildriver.com gaming forum)

"The biggest value of EMPATH's Needs Assessment project was...(burrocratic corporate b/s by some health-care denial organization I feel dirty... )

"One of the most important things an empath needs to be while in the field whether it be healing, hunting or just simply exploring, is "light". " (guide to 'field healing' in RPGs from an AoL'er's site)

Dead link to stuff about an anti-cancer drug (Dog Whisperer Pet Empath Needs... 's removed blog)

Apparently I share a nic with a 'hardcore dj' - "but Empath needs to return to nation and spin there again"

And getting basically variants of the above (mostly referring to 'healer' classes in MMORPGs)

as for my REAL name? Heh, I've already done that here

Two murder victims (I may use that when the bill collectors start bugging me) some atheletes worthy of news articles, a tech industry VP, a Socio PhD, jump rope world champ, etc.etc.

 

Hey, this was fun!
Tried my name here and got (only) 2240 results:

- Thor needs another lesson in humility
- Thor needs to know how far west Greenwich is
- Thor needs to gather 100 clams
- Thor needs a human half
- Thor needs to go to Asgard to have his jaw repaired
- Thor needs his pies
- Thor needs help, so he could summon his dad (now that would be fun )
- Thor needs to get rid of hydro first (quite ironic, as i work in a company named Hydro )
- Thor Needs Virgins
- thor needs to be certain that the exact con-. cept, subject, case, or law, on
which he/she. is writing has not been written about previously
- thor needs highlighting (hey, i do! Highlight me!)


Although i only use that name on the boards, normally i use Valtam. So i tried that one to and found:

Nilch, nada and nothing

As for my own entire name, i actually got 4 results, one in a manchester guestbook, statistics page, an anime forum, (what the?) and local play thankyou list. which was neat, i've never seen that list.

 

This is what I found:

"Sleepless" needs to get a grip!
sleepless needs F nights
(What is a F Night?)
sleepless needs a good woman to cuddle.
(That one is so true!)
sleepless Needs To Post More
(No that wasn't on this board put it looks like a sign!)

 

Got like 2000 results but these are the most interesting:
-Disciple of The Watch needs heavy metal!
-Disciple of The Watch needs caffeine
-Disciple of The Watch needs to grow Aloe (WTF?!?)
-Disciple of The Watch needs to win a pager (a sign, or what?)

 

I googled it and it and the first 2 were SP the rest didn't even have the whole name.

It says 223,000 results for Hard Blunt Stone of Fury and only 2 have the whole phraise.....

Someone hug me as I am sad.... on second thought DON'T TOUCH ME!!!

 

Besides the SP links only *one* page had the word Susipaisti. It was a Finnish thread about the weirdest kinds of food people had eaten, and the "susi" was just a joke derived from sushi.

Nobody had actually eaten wolf steak, you see.