How Would You Get Rid Of A Dead Body

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The pig farm is a classic but another option would be to cut up the body put it into suitcases then get a disguise (nothing too fancy) and go to a station and put the bag in a locker (it could stay there quite a long time) or alternatively select a crowded (preferably touristic) place where the bag could be left unattended for a few instants in order to allow a pickpocket to lift it and thus get rid of the problem altogether.

 

DR you could've at least given credit to the movie you took that from ... and included the part about teeth and hair (the teeth don't get digested, not sure about hair).

All you need a boat capable of handling blue water and some weights.

 

Cover a room in biodegradable plastic sheets, cut the body up in there (while wearing biodegradable cover-all type things), put the body, plastic sheets, and your clothing in biodegradable garbage bags, drive out to sea where there is a strong current (I forget what he picks, but it runs past Miami into Mexico, and comes from somewhere up north, or maybe vice-versa), and drop the bags. They will sink, then be carried a long ways away, where the bags will then disintegrate and fishes will eat the bodies and the bones will be buried forever.

 

Put the body at the desk of a government worker. Motionless and stinky - nobody would notice the difference.

@ any government workers here.

 

That worked really well for Scott Peterson. Granted, it probably would have worked better if he actually left the bay.

 

The pig farm is great if you have one, but how many people have ready access to a pig farm? The sea is another good one (I think you're talking about the Gulf Stream, Saber, it runs from the Gulf of Mexico, up the east coast of the US, and across the Atlantic to England), but you need a boat capable of it, room to chop up the body, tools to chop up the body, and biodegradable materials. Muriatic acid can be used in a bathtub (it's sold as a drain cleaner), most people have bathtubs, and when you're done you can just flush it down the drain. Mind the stink, though.

Leaving it in a suitcase in a station isn't a good idea, though, since the smell will attract attention quickly. Likewise, relying on a thief is too dependant on chance.