I know the perfect woman

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probaly coz we never knew you where female SIR !!!

 

I'm not, I'm just foolin' wiv yaz.

 

You're good at messing with people, Sir Yerrill

 

Aww...look at poor Eilonwy!
She's gonna hang herself! Quick! Do something!

*police gets to crime scene*

Police One: Too late.
Police Two: Yeah. Doughnuts anyone?

 

Mathetais: I knew I couldn't slip that one in without you noticing. And my wife was NOT looking over my shoulder at the time!

 

I don't understand. I'd rather *not* be in the spotlight than be in the center of attention. It reminds me of... spoiled rotten little brats who have nothing better to do than whine.

 

Well, so long as that perfect woman doesn't end up with Damona's arse, we'll be ok.

I mean, the size of that thing! It has its own weather system.

 

As Z said about Eil, i will now HAVE to say about my Tiamat`, never has there been a more perfect woman, incase she dont know my new Board thingy, its meeeee mark...

She is a Greek Godess!!!

 

Shralp, is it really all about ass size for you?

You need to look at the deeper qualities in a woman. Things like how nicely her hair is parted, or the size and placement of her ears. That's all that really matters, right?

 

Shadow Goddess:

You know you beong in the REAL spotlight; there in the center of our hearts.

SHRALP:

SHAME ON YOU! YOU MUST NEVER TREAT A LADY LIKE THAT! (Unless of course you're still in love with her and she dumped you breaking your aching heart shredding your pride )

Damona:

Don't worry, we all know you're a beautiful woman. ARE, not LOOK LIKE. AUTHENTIC, NOT FAKE.

MacStroud:

Read my second post.

P.S.:

And by the way: we belong together Shadow Goddess, you know that ; we both are born from shades. Light can kill us, but NOTHING will ever tear us apart, we are as one my Dark Maiden.

Sorry Sniper, you must fight for the best if you're really for it (By the way, you won't survive and you know it )

 

Shadowhunter, you pervert. Get away from me.

 

Shadowhuntr, S_Goddess is in the REAL light ... my light!

[Sniper you pervert, get away from her! - BTA]

[ August 21, 2002, 20:07: Message edited by: Blackthorne TA ]

 

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

SNIPER SHE'S MINE MIIIIIIIIIINNEE

 

I thought I'd never see the day guys would fight over me. Shadowhunter, you come close to me and you'll be sorry you were ever born. And if this argument continues, I want this topic closed.

BTA, you're hilarious!

 

Erm.... Shadowhunter either you are pretty damn desperate, or you have a reason for this? So cut the crap please, and tell us why you are being...so...icky!
I mean, this is rediculous! Get a life boy! Can't I even check out the boards with my fellow girl-friends without being harrassed by men?

[ August 21, 2002, 22:37: Message edited by: Gopher ]

 

Gopher:

I'm just kidding (Really although I study Egineering, I've always wanted to be a poet (Or a pet? Is there a difference?... )

Shadow Goddess:

Alas I'm asleep, the mightiest beast in the Goddess has finally fell victim to a succesful "one Sniper shot" *SOB* .

The Shadowhunter has finally been put to rest forever in the gloomy Vale of Shadows (reminds me of something, not sure ) in a deep crypt (though I'm most likely been called creep you know ) to purge his attempt to defile the Goddess... Long live the Dark Assassin, long live the Shadowhunter .

/The mighty battle beast turns asounder in disgrace to face imprisionment eternally as another victim to a phantom that likes to strike from afar.

Be happy. IAM DEFEATED .

 

You can always PM Wildfire and me if it is any comfort

Write some poetry in the Creative surge. Just to get your romantic spirit out.

 

NOT SO NOBLE Nombleman:

You wouldn't be called a comfort by any human standard.

I think you could be called a pain in the (insert your body part here) .

P.S.:

Leave my heart alone... least I'll pave Hell with your ashes ... and in much more than one process.

 

You, my friend, are to say the least, an oddity, and at the most, disturbing the peace. It is very rare for a person to enjoy someone practically forcing themselves on said person, very rare. And in cases where it is, both people recieve help.
You say you want to be a poet( or pet, doesnt matter), well, it requires creativity not force, and a helluva lot more than "pretty" words.

 

*Gopher agrees.
I mean, this isn't the way to get girls man.
I'm not much of a poet, but I think these are pretty good; CLick my little 'Homepage' button up top to see my site, where I load my diminuitive poems.
(Oh, and sorry fer having a go at you, I was in a mightily bad mood yesterday, )