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If you could be...

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Mistyca, Jun 27, 2001.

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  1. Alex Gems: 12/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] Sure. Give me your credit card number and SSN and ill get right on that. :)
     
    Alex, Jun 29, 2001
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  2. Mathetais Gems: 28/31
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    pssst. . . Alex. I don't think Nomad is talking about $20! Go watch a few episodes of Boot Camp or the movie "Full Metal Jacket" and then you'll get the idea.


    ***SPOILER***
    It's a push-up!


    NOW FOR PAYBACK


    ****
    Mathetais the Paladin draws his +6/+12 vs Chaotic evil spoiler-demon Holy Avenger sword, and stalks towards Alex.

    "You have strayed from the path of righteousness!" the knight delcares. With a flash of light the sword slices through the air and removes Alex's left pinky finger.

    "Let that be a lesson to you. Now you will never be able to type "A, Q or Z! and shift is going to be a pain!"

    :p :p :p
     
    Mathetais, Jun 29, 2001
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  3. Alex Gems: 12/31
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    Never heard of boot camp, seen full metal jacket, a damn good movie btw, and yes i know im just being dumb.

    And for some more stupidity!

    The great Sir Mazrim Damodred (figure out that blatant rip off!) unsheathes his +12/+24 vs Lawful Good weilding Chaotic evil spoiler-demon Holy Avenger sword!!!! And with a brilliant flash lobs off Matetias's left nut!!! Let that be a lesson to YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    (couple more posts like this and well surely have closed down this thread!)
     
    Alex, Jun 29, 2001
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    [​IMG] Fortunately my +6 cup of regeneration should be able to handle the wound . . . :p

    And yes, I figured you were joking, just couldn't resist giving you a hard time.


    'nuf said!
     
    Mathetais, Jun 29, 2001
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    I'd be MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, Kickyass, the dwarven fighter that everyone loves
     
    shadowboxer, Jun 29, 2001
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    *notes the large amount of stupidity emenating from the forum, sees the culprits and pulls out his ... long dramatic pause ... notepad and issues each of you a citation*
     
    Shadow Assassin, Jun 30, 2001
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    I'd go for anyone who can cast "Call woodland beings" so I can summon a nymph anytime I want
     
    Gopher thighs, Jun 30, 2001
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  8. Alex Gems: 12/31
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    Now there is a good idea!! Just be sure to have a low death save. :)
     
    Alex, Jun 30, 2001
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  9. The Grim Ripper Gems: 6/31
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    [​IMG] I would be my 20 charisma, 18 reputation, level 17 blue Sorcer!
    it has my name in the game so i can really act out the part...
    [edited to cut out stupid mistakes]

    [This message has been edited by The Grim Ripper (edited July 01, 2001).]
     
    The Grim Ripper, Jul 1, 2001
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    [​IMG] Alex posted: "(couple more posts like this and well surely have closed down this thread!)"

    A couple more posts like that and we close down your account. How's that sound?

    Get it through your head that Tal opened a new forum because he wanted to have ToB separated, and so does practically everyone else who doesn't have ToB yet. If you have ToB stuff to post, go to the ToB forum. You can't combine ToB and BG2 here, it's either BG2 ONLY or nothing.
     
    Darien Noella, Jul 1, 2001
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    I would be like my current D&D3E character, Human, Chaotic Neutral, Pyromanic, Psycho, sorcerer.

    [This message has been edited by Kerric (edited July 03, 2001).]
     
    Kerric, Jul 3, 2001
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    I want to be a cleric ....

    or maybe a mage. No, a thief, yeah that's it a thief.

    Wait a minute .... a fighter sure is cool. Maybe I could be a rnager/paladin multi-class.

    I can't decide. I guess I just gotta be me.
     
    Shrike00, Jul 3, 2001
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    I would do the unpossible, being a conjuring kensai cleric of Kevlar :p with a monkisch attitude :D ;)
     
    kevlar0101, Jul 3, 2001
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    My elven sorcerer. Hmm. If I'm too normal to have "the blood of some powerful creature flowing through my veins", I'd be an elven mage. Or fighter-mage.
     
    Tiamat, Jul 17, 2001
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    I'd be an elven mage. I could enjoy living for a few centuries. And how could I not want to actually cast spells? (No way I'd be sorcerer...it's hard enough to choose their spells as is: "Damn...maybe Aganazzar's Scorcher isn't as practical a spell in my day-to-day life as I initially thought.")
     
    The Deviant Mage, Jul 17, 2001
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    Question : At the beginning you said ring of wizardry, for a sorceer, I don't think that gives you extra spells, but I could be mistaken. Can someone tell me if I am right or wrong?
     
    Fizban, Jul 18, 2001
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  17. The Deviant Mage Gems: 13/31
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    You are wrong. You do get more.
     
    The Deviant Mage, Jul 18, 2001
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    I would be an extremly rare Redhaired Elven Fighter/Mage.

    I would definately have Elven Armor(so i can cast my deadly spells), longbow +3, Sword of Roses, and Boots of speed.

    I would also have as my trusty side kick, Mathetais the cleric.. *giggle*
     
    Kitiara, Jul 18, 2001
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    I would be a half-elf jester, with the wacky jester's armour, so I can take over the theatre and finally become a star...... :)
     
    Memosarks, Jul 18, 2001
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    [​IMG] I would be Moadíb, the powerful human sorcerer. Don't care about the proficencies; he would be a master of summoning, necromancy and misleading, not to mention his powerful evocation spells. If I were him, I would be a real force upon Faerún.
     
    TIN_MAN, Jul 18, 2001
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