If you were an NPC...

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DRITZZ or Boo, Boo is the best there is, I mean he's a hamster!

 

Korgan

Take Korgan dualwielding axes, greater whirlwind and put him in the hall of the radiant hart

 

Me? I would choose Boo, coz hes a hamster and hamsters are cool, and if its a humanoidish, I would choose Soulafein, or Elhan, coz all elves rule

 

Probably Cernd... Friendly and serious.

 

Minsc, just minsc! i mean ok he's isn't the world greatest genius, but.... he's got his boots and boo and that is more than enough to make up for anything lacking upstairs.

 

Take Korgan and Jan, put them in a bottle and shake vigorously - that would be me!!

(Hmm - a pissed off dwarf and an unbalanced gnome!)

 

Drizzit! He may be a drow but hes a wicked drow with two scimitars of ass kicking swordly goodness!

 

To backtrack al little, Tiax casts a spell at you when is spellhold ,and it makes hie britches 3 sizes smaller. That is what is so good about tiax's britches.

I would like to be Renal Bloodscalp. Yes, im Still here. hehehe. cracks me up.

But playable? Definately Xan. (He was in the tutorial). The glass is always half full with him. with me, i dont bother. It will be empty soon anyway.

 

*reminisces about his previous national test results*
Probably Minsc, he's got the imagination (miniature giant space hamster? Creative!), and the insanity.

 

I'd like to be any person, who can shapeshift and teleport.
(Middle-Earth and the Fellowship, here I come)
Ezellohar understands that it is not possible and goes off to whack Saemon, because he is stupid

 

Now, that's no way to treat Apeman

 

Hmm, I guess I would rather be Minsc than any other NPC, but I would much rather be my Level
50 Undead Hunter Paladin. Yeah, I know, the unmodified game only lets you get to Level 34 or something equally silly, but sometimes, only 20
million points is enough

Add that to Dual Wielding a Celestial Fury +5 Katana (very difficult to get the bits for that particular sword, especially if Cespenar is the one that makes it)and Elemental Death Katana (able to summon a full strength silmi - with 10 summon devas in the magazine)= God Killer.

I just wish I could take on more than two Elite Fire Giants single handed without getting my butt kicked.

Tam

 

Noober from BG1 or maybe Cespinar the little imp. He is always good for a laugh.

 

Arkanis Gath.

 

Hmm. If I were a guy, I'd be either Kivan or Anomen. I fell in love with both, and Kivan's voice was so cool. Sure, Ano's voice sounds a bit stuck up, but that's ok, 'cause his romance dialogue is top-notch, although I cut the game off when he yelled at me. Bah, we're engaged now, so ha! Ok, females. Let's see. Hmm, Jaheira, hands down. No contest. Although, I don't really like Jaheira's pic for BG2, yucky. I'd take her pic from BG. Yeah, that'd be sweet.

 

(1st post here)

I would be Irenicus !

Then I would forfeit the evil in me,screw bodhi,return to the love of Ellesime(who gives a **** about power when you can have Ellesime?????)
and regain my elven immortality.

Following this I would gather the Gold elves of Ellesime,Adalon,Drizzt and his friends,the bhaalspawn and his party(imoen,viconia,keldorn,edwin,korgan) and last,but not least,Solaufein and Ellistrae's followers!

Ellesime would summon Amaunator's Avatar and Solaufein Ellistrae's.We would form an unstopable army and would lead a campaign against the Drow !
We would march through the Underdark defeating any oppotition...and then..in the center of the drow community we would reach the most sacred of Lolth's temples,performin a great ritual of the Light,challenging Lolth.She,of course,wouldn't be able to deny our request.In the fiercest of battles,and with the combined might of Amaunator and Ellistrae,the Spider queen would
perish and her blackest of hearts would be destroyed,thus the Drow could be free of their black queen...returning to the path of Light.

Now isn't that a nice story ?

I actually dreamed of this last night(had bg2 in my possesion only for 3 weeks)
I guess this game really influenced me..heheh
Anyone willing to expand or change it is free to do so!

and yes you may profit for it as well

/Ankalagon

 

I'd have to say either Minsc (cause who doesn't like Minsc and Boo) or Lilarcor. (Find someone rich and kill them. Then find someone richer and kill them too. Hack and slash yor way to fortune.) Woo Hoo!

 

welcome Anklagon

i would meaby be Valygar... i made a test and became him the most... isnt that scary

 

I'd be the spectator, he's so damn funny!

 

The Spectator is cool for a laugh or two! You float around, petrifying people and with a great sense of humor.